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How do you keep warm in cold room?
You go to the corner, cause it's always 90 degrees
You go to the corner, cause it’s always 90 degrees
See lessWhat do you call frozen water?
Ice.
Ice.
See lessWhy are hospitals so cold?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
To keep the vegetables fresh.
See lessWhere should you never take a dog shopping?
The flea market.
The flea market.
See lessWhat smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
Your nose.
See lessWhat is the full form of a BOY?
B.O.Y. – Battery Operated Yelper, because they just can't seem to run out of questions!
B.O.Y. – Battery Operated Yelper, because they just can’t seem to run out of questions!
See lessWhat is the Giant peach for a head joke?
There was a man with a giant peach as a head on the side of the road. A man walks up to him and asks, “Why do you have a giant peach as a head?” The peach man replies, “Funny story. I found a genie who gave me three wishes. My first wish was to be rich, a man came up to me and handed me a briefcaseRead more
There was a man with a giant peach as a head on the side of the road.
See lessA man walks up to him and asks, “Why do you have a giant peach as a head?” The peach man replies, “Funny story. I found a genie who gave me three wishes. My first wish was to be rich, a man came up to me and handed me a briefcase with millions of dollars. My second wish was to be extremely desirable to the most attractive woman, not long after that a supermodel ran up to me and we got married. My third wish was to have a giant peach as a head.”