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What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Edam.
See lessWhat do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
B.
See lessWhy don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
Because they don’t have the guts.
See lessWhat do you call a Chinese underage hooker?
Sum Yung Ho.
Sum Yung Ho.
See lessWhat's the difference between roast beef, pea soup, and glue?
Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup! What about the glue? I got stuck on it.
Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!
See lessWhat about the glue?
I got stuck on it.
When do zombies finish trick or treating?
When they are dead tired.
When they are dead tired.
See lessWhat is the ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger I'll be bach’ joke?
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume thatRead more
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween.
See lessThey go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, “I think I’ll go as Beethoven.” Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, “I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picked up a costume and said, “I’ll be Bach.”