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Why do lesbians not need a dishwasher?
They don’t dirty dishes, they prefer to eat out instead.
They don’t dirty dishes, they prefer to eat out instead.
See lessHow do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.
Give her a shovel.
See lessWho created the first diswasher?
God, and her name was Eve.
God, and her name was Eve.
See lessWhat's the difference between a woman and a dishwasher?
I know how to turn on a dishwasher.
I know how to turn on a dishwasher.
See lessWhat kind of amphibian loves to tell jokes?
A sillymander.
A sillymander.
See lessWhat is the 'Does your face hurt?' joke?
My dad looked at me and asked, "Does your face hurt?" "Because it's killing me."
My dad looked at me and asked, “Does your face hurt?”
See less“Because it’s killing me.”
What fruit do twins love?
A pear.
A pear.
See lessWhy was the baby cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long.
Because his mom was a wafer so long.
See lessWhat is the OVNR joke?
I'm playing scrabble with Midge Ure. I've only got 4 letters left but they mean nothing to me. OVNR.
I’m playing scrabble with Midge Ure.
See lessI’ve only got 4 letters left but they mean nothing to me.
OVNR.
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They said that she had a mean flow!
They said that she had a mean flow!
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