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Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Because of all the wrapping!
See lessHow did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He got mis - sled.
He got mis – sled.
See lessWhat would you call an elf who won the lottery?
Welfy!
Welfy!
See lessWhat did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
“Come and look at the rain, dear.”
See lessWhat's santa's favorite color?
Red-y for Christmas crimson!
Red-y for Christmas crimson!
See lessWhat do you call a broke Santa?
Saint nickel less.
Saint nickel less.
See lessWhy is the Alphabet shorter at Christmas time?
Because the Christmas alphabet has no "L."
Because the Christmas alphabet has no “L.”
See lessWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve."
“It’s Christmas, Eve.”
See lessWhat do you call an Elf that sings?
A wrapper!
A wrapper!
See lessWhat do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments.
Horn-aments.
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