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Why did the french fry cross the road?
They were the other side.
They were the other side.
See lessWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
"Shall we go for a dip?"
“Shall we go for a dip?”
See lessWhat do you call fake potatoes?
Imitaters.
Imitaters.
See lessWhat do you call a potato who reads the news?
A commen-tater!
A commen-tater!
See lessWhat do you call a reluctant potato?
A hesitater.
A hesitater.
See lessWhat do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile.
A snowmobile.
See lessWhat did the ocean say to the iceberg?
You crack me up!
You crack me up!
See lessWhy do elephants have such big trunks?
So they have somewhere to put their groceries when they go shopping.
So they have somewhere to put their groceries when they go shopping.
See lessWhy was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.
He was picking his nose.
See lessHow do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
You look for the fresh prints.
You look for the fresh prints.
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