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What snake is the best mathematician?
An Adder.
An Adder.
See lessWhat is this 1+1?
Window.
Window.
See lessWhat is the Tess Tickle joke?
How do you make a girl named Tess laugh? With a Tess Tickle.
How do you make a girl named Tess laugh?
See lessWith a Tess Tickle.
What are your best Diwali Ki Safai jokes?
Newton's law of Diwali Ki Safai. A body at rest will continue to be at rest until the wife notices and finds some work for him.
Newton’s law of Diwali Ki Safai.
See lessA body at rest will continue to be at rest until the wife notices and finds some work for him.
Will you remember me in 6 seconds?
Man: Will you remember me in 6 seconds? Wife: Yes. Man: Will you remember me in 6 minutes? Wife: Yes. Man: Will you remember me in 6 hours? Wife: Yes! Man: Will you remember me in 6 days? Wife: Of Course! Man: Will you remember me in 6 weeks? Wife: Why wouldn’t I? Man: Will you remember me in 6 montRead more
Man: Will you remember me in 6 seconds?
See lessWife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 minutes?
Wife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 hours?
Wife: Yes!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 days?
Wife: Of Course!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 weeks?
Wife: Why wouldn’t I?
Man: Will you remember me in 6 months?
Wife: Yes, but please stop this is annoying.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 years?
Wife: Arrhhhh! YES!
Man: knock knock
Wife Who’s there?
Man: I’m breaking up with you
Wife: Why?
Man: Because you didn’t remember me!
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler.
A Christ-ler.
See lessWhat do you call a woman with no legs?
Names.
Names.
See lessWhat do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
See lessWhat do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
See lessDid you hear the joke about the broken glass?
It must be a real pane to explain.
It must be a real pane to explain.
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