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Will you remember me in 6 seconds?
Man: Will you remember me in 6 seconds? Wife: Yes. Man: Will you remember me in 6 minutes? Wife: Yes. Man: Will you remember me in 6 hours? Wife: Yes! Man: Will you remember me in 6 days? Wife: Of Course! Man: Will you remember me in 6 weeks? Wife: Why wouldn’t I? Man: Will you remember me in 6 montRead more
Man: Will you remember me in 6 seconds?
See lessWife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 minutes?
Wife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 hours?
Wife: Yes!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 days?
Wife: Of Course!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 weeks?
Wife: Why wouldn’t I?
Man: Will you remember me in 6 months?
Wife: Yes, but please stop this is annoying.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 years?
Wife: Arrhhhh! YES!
Man: knock knock
Wife Who’s there?
Man: I’m breaking up with you
Wife: Why?
Man: Because you didn’t remember me!
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christ-ler.
A Christ-ler.
See lessWhat do you call a woman with no legs?
Names.
Names.
See lessWhat do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
See lessWhat do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
See lessDid you hear the joke about the broken glass?
It must be a real pane to explain.
It must be a real pane to explain.
See lessDid you hear the joke about the broken glass?
It wasn't all it cracked up to be.
It wasn’t all it cracked up to be.
See lessWhat is the Trans Slender joke?
If I'm fat but identify as slim, Does that mean I am trans slender?
If I’m fat but identify as slim,
See lessDoes that mean I am trans slender?
What is the Ten Ants joke?
So, I was in my room and saw a group of ten ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.......... Tenants.
So, I was in my room and saw a group of ten ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box.
See lessThis technically makes me their landlord and they are my………. Tenants.
What are your best Delhi Pollution jokes?
Living in Delhi is like a Jew living in Nazi Germany.
Living in Delhi is like a Jew living in Nazi Germany.
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