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Have you heard the joke about the gas lighter?
Yes you have.
Yes you have.
See lessWhat did one strawberry say to the other?
If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam.
If you weren’t so fresh we wouldn’t be in this jam.
See lessWhat did the pecan say to the walnut?
We’re friends because we’re both NUTS!
We’re friends because we’re both NUTS!
See lessWhat happens when the pope dies?
Another one popes up!
Another one popes up!
See lessHow do you cure a deviled egg?
Call an eggsorcist!
Call an eggsorcist!
See lessWhat do you call deviled eggs served by a prostitute?
Whore-d'oeuvres.
Whore-d’oeuvres.
See lessWhat do you call people who have a fetish for royalty?
King-ky.
King-ky.
See lessWhat do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?
Sink o de mayo.
Sink o de mayo.
See lessWhy are Dolly Parton’s feet so small?
They don’t get any sun.
They don’t get any sun.
See lessWhat do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
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