Little Johnny was so excited because the family was coming over to celebrate Thanksgiving but mom and dad were in their bedroom arguing. Dad yells, “You bitch! Mom yells back, “You bastard!” And stomps downstairs to the kitchen.
Johnny goes into their bedroom afterward and asks, “Daddy, what does ‘bitch and bastard’ mean?” Dad says, “It means boys and girls, now go downstairs to the kitchen to help your mom!”
Johnny goes downstairs to his mom and she’s cutting the turkey and accidentally cuts herself and screams, “F*ck!” Little Johnny asks, “Mommy, what does ‘f*ck’ mean?” Mom replies, “It means cutting the turkey, now go run upstairs to see if your dad needs anything.”
Dad is in the bathroom shaving and cuts his face and yells, “Shit!” Johnny asks, “Daddy what does ‘shit’ mean? Dad replies, “It means taking the shaving cream out of the eye!”
The doorbell rings and little Johnny runs downstairs with excitement and swings open the door standing there are grandma, grandpa, aunts, uncles, and all the cousins.
Little Johnny beaming with pride says, “Hello Bitches and Bastards! My dad is taking the Shit out of his eye and my mom is F*cking the turkey!”