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What was British comedian Barry Cryer's last joke?
A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a bloke sitting alone in a bus shelter on the other side of the road "That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there," says the woman. "Go and ask him if he is." The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the ArchbRead more
A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a bloke sitting alone in a bus shelter on the other side of the road
See less“That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there,” says the woman.
“Go and ask him if he is.”
The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the Archbishop of Canterbury.
“F*ck off,” says the man.
The husband crosses back to his wife who asks, “What did he say? Is he the Archbishop of Canterbury?”
“He told me to f*ck off,” says the husband.
“Oh no,” replies the wife, “now we’ll never know.”
Why did the CD go to school?
It wanted to improve its 'disk'-ography!
It wanted to improve its ‘disk’-ography!
See lessWhat do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
Spooketti Boolognese.
Spooketti Boolognese.
See lessWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Because he had no body to go with!
See lessWhat do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
Tweets.
See lessWhat do you call a fish wearing a suit?
Sofishticated.
Sofishticated.
See lessWhat did the DJ name his newborn son?
Eyrick.
Eyrick.
See lessWhat is the 'A wreath of Franklins' joke?
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha franklins.
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
See lessAretha franklins.
What is the Pearl Necklace Joke?
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about Grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?"
“Grandpa, tell us that story again about Grandma’s pearl necklace.”
See less“Really? That old chestnut?”
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
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