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Why did the brain go running?
To jog its memory!
To jog its memory!
See lessHow much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.
Nothing, it was on the house.
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Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Because they don’t meet the koalafications.
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A dress.
A dress.
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Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
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A-low-ha.
A-low-ha.
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Because he felt crumby.
Because he felt crumby.
See lessDid you hear about the movie Constipation?
Never mind, it never came out.
Never mind, it never came out.
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Edam.
Edam.
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B.
B.
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