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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
See lessHow does a Hawaiian baritone laugh?
A-low-ha.
A-low-ha.
See lessWhy did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby.
Because he felt crumby.
See lessDid you hear about the movie Constipation?
Never mind, it never came out.
Never mind, it never came out.
See lessWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Edam.
See lessWhat do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
B.
See lessHow does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
See lessWhy don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts.
Because they don’t have the guts.
See lessWhat do you call a Chinese underage hooker?
Sum Yung Ho.
Sum Yung Ho.
See lessWhat's the difference between roast beef, pea soup, and glue?
Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup! What about the glue? I got stuck on it.
Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!
See lessWhat about the glue?
I got stuck on it.