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What does 31 mean sexually in Turkish?
In Turkish slang, "31" (otuz bir) is a euphemism for masturbation. The origin of this association comes from the Abjad numerals, an old Arabic numeral system where each letter of the Arabic alphabet has a corresponding numerical value. The word "el" in Turkish, which means "hand," when written in ArRead more
In Turkish slang, “31” (otuz bir) is a euphemism for masturbation. The origin of this association comes from the Abjad numerals, an old Arabic numeral system where each letter of the Arabic alphabet has a corresponding numerical value. The word “el” in Turkish, which means “hand,” when written in Arabic letters, has a numerical value of 31 (Alif with a value of 1 and Lam with a value of 30).
See lessSo the phrase “31 çekmek” would literally mean “pulling the hand”. The idea that it comes from the visual semblance of 3 to testicles and 1 to p*nis is folk etymology.
Another question arises why isn’t it 13 but 31? No idea. It results from something called ‘ebced hesabı‘ (abjad calculation).
What is a Vampire's least favorite food?
Steak.
Steak.
See lessWhat is a Vampire's favorite food?
Neck-tarines.
Neck-tarines.
See lessWhat is the Grandpa selling Watermelon Business Joke?
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars," says the old fella. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away, he turns around, griRead more
An old man is selling watermelons.
See lessHis pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars,” says the old fella.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, “Hey grandpa, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing!”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
Why do Witches ride brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
See lessWhat DIY tools do you use in Math?
Multi-plyers!
Multi-plyers!
See lessWhat are your best Jimmy Savile jokes?
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, "Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?" The Liberian replies, "Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter." "That's the one," the man replies.
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, “Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?”
See lessThe Liberian replies, “Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter.”
“That’s the one,” the man replies.
What fish is the best in their class?
The starfish!
The starfish!
See lessWhat did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving?
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
See lessWhat does FIFA stand for?
Finally I'm F*cking Arrested.
Finally I’m F*cking Arrested.
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