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What is the Grandpa selling Watermelon Business Joke?
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars," says the old fella. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away, he turns around, griRead more
An old man is selling watermelons.
See lessHis pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars,” says the old fella.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, “Hey grandpa, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing!”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
Why do Witches ride brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
See lessWhat DIY tools do you use in Math?
Multi-plyers!
Multi-plyers!
See lessWhat are your best Jimmy Savile jokes?
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, "Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?" The Liberian replies, "Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter." "That's the one," the man replies.
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, “Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?”
See lessThe Liberian replies, “Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter.”
“That’s the one,” the man replies.
What fish is the best in their class?
The starfish!
The starfish!
See lessWhat did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving?
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
See lessWhat does FIFA stand for?
Finally I'm F*cking Arrested.
Finally I’m F*cking Arrested.
See lessWhat has 30 legs and can't swim?
A bus full of dis*bled people.
A bus full of dis*bled people.
See lessWhat’s going be written on Blake Lively’s grave?
Blake Deadly.
Blake Deadly.
See lessWhat is your best High Speed 2 (HS2) joke?
What's the latest from HS2? "Euston, we have a problem!"
What’s the latest from HS2?
See less“Euston, we have a problem!”