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How do you know when your tractor is angry?
By it's furrowed plow.
By it’s furrowed plow.
See lessWhat is the Rashomon joke in The Simpsons?
In the "30 Minutes Over Tokyo" episode from Season 10, the Simpsons embark on a journey to Japan due to some incredibly affordable plane tickets. While Homer is initially hesitant, Marge reminds him of his admiration for various Japanese cultural elements, like the film "Rashomon" by Akira Kurosawa.Read more
In the “30 Minutes Over Tokyo” episode from Season 10, the Simpsons embark on a journey to Japan due to some incredibly affordable plane tickets. While Homer is initially hesitant, Marge reminds him of his admiration for various Japanese cultural elements, like the film “Rashomon” by Akira Kurosawa. Homer humorously retorts that he doesn’t recall it in that manner.
See lessThis playful nod to “Rashomon” mirrors the film’s theme, where characters offer differing, subjective accounts of a single event, challenging our understanding of truth.
What is your best Candice joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice d*ck fit in your mouth?!
Knock, knock.
See lessWho’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice d*ck fit in your mouth?!
What are your best folding chair jokes?
What's the best thing out of this Alabama Riverboat Brawl? At least people are fighting with folding chairs now instead of guns.
What’s the best thing out of this Alabama Riverboat Brawl?
See lessAt least people are fighting with folding chairs now instead of guns.
What do you call two dudes who love math?
Algebros.
Algebros.
See lessWhat did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
“You’re pointless!”
See lessHow did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled.
It scrambled.
See lessWhy didn't the egg cross the road?
Because it was a little chicken!
Because it was a little chicken!
See lessDid you hear about Maya Hee?
Maya who? Maya Haha.... groan!!
Maya who?
See lessMaya Haha….
groan!!
What is the 16 sodium atoms joke?
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. Explaination: For those who don’t know the periodic table of elements m, sodium is Na so Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman.
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
Explaination: For those who don’t know the periodic table of elements m, sodium is Na so Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman.
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