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What are your best jokes on Women's football?
My missus said, "The women's world cup is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me." -Sent from my iphone in Asdas.
My missus said, “The women’s world cup is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me.”
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Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car.
See lessWhat are your dark Lucy Letby Jokes?
Lucy Letby - a nurse going above and beyond to reduce NHS waiting lists.
Lucy Letby – a nurse going above and beyond to reduce NHS waiting lists.
See lessHow do you organize a space party?
You Plan-et.
You Plan-et.
See lessWhat did 50 cent do when he was hungry?
58.
58.
See lessHow do you know when your tractor is angry?
By it's furrowed plow.
By it’s furrowed plow.
See lessWhat is the Rashomon joke in The Simpsons?
In the "30 Minutes Over Tokyo" episode from Season 10, the Simpsons embark on a journey to Japan due to some incredibly affordable plane tickets. While Homer is initially hesitant, Marge reminds him of his admiration for various Japanese cultural elements, like the film "Rashomon" by Akira Kurosawa.Read more
In the “30 Minutes Over Tokyo” episode from Season 10, the Simpsons embark on a journey to Japan due to some incredibly affordable plane tickets. While Homer is initially hesitant, Marge reminds him of his admiration for various Japanese cultural elements, like the film “Rashomon” by Akira Kurosawa. Homer humorously retorts that he doesn’t recall it in that manner.
See lessThis playful nod to “Rashomon” mirrors the film’s theme, where characters offer differing, subjective accounts of a single event, challenging our understanding of truth.
What is your best Candice joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice d*ck fit in your mouth?!
Knock, knock.
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Candice.
Candice who?
Candice d*ck fit in your mouth?!
What are your best folding chair jokes?
What's the best thing out of this Alabama Riverboat Brawl? At least people are fighting with folding chairs now instead of guns.
What’s the best thing out of this Alabama Riverboat Brawl?
See lessAt least people are fighting with folding chairs now instead of guns.
What do you call two dudes who love math?
Algebros.
Algebros.
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