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Why didn't the egg cross the road?
Because it was a little chicken!
Because it was a little chicken!
See lessDid you hear about Maya Hee?
Maya who? Maya Haha.... groan!!
Maya who?
See lessMaya Haha….
groan!!
What is the 16 sodium atoms joke?
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. Explaination: For those who don’t know the periodic table of elements m, sodium is Na so Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman.
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
Explaination: For those who don’t know the periodic table of elements m, sodium is Na so Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman.
See lessWhat's a henway?
Dad: You ever heard of a henway? Me: What's a henway? Dad: About 10 pounds. Me: Very funny. Dad: But really, the best way to describe a henway is its like a greakurn. Me: What's a greakurn? Dad: About 1.50 an hour.
Dad: You ever heard of a henway?
See lessMe: What’s a henway?
Dad: About 10 pounds.
Me: Very funny.
Dad: But really, the best way to describe a henway is its like a greakurn.
Me: What’s a greakurn?
Dad: About 1.50 an hour.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
1forrest1.
1forrest1.
See lessWhy did the egg cross the road?
To get to the sunny side.
To get to the sunny side.
See lessWhat did the car say to the tires?
"Thanks for keeping it wheel."
“Thanks for keeping it wheel.”
See lessWhat did the socks say to the pants?
"Sup, britches?"
“Sup, britches?”
See lessWhy was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low?
She thought it was diet coke.
She thought it was diet coke.
See lessWhat is your best Hugh Janus joke?
Why did Hugh Janus never lose at hide and seek? Because nobody wanted to announce they'd found Hugh Janus!
Why did Hugh Janus never lose at hide and seek?
See lessBecause nobody wanted to announce they’d found Hugh Janus!