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Hey girl, are you into fitness?
Well how about fitness c*ck in your mouth?!
Well how about fitness c*ck in your mouth?!
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A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates to a mathematician, an economist, and a lawyer. Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is 2*2?" The mathematician answered immediately, "Four." The economist thought for several minutes and finaRead more
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates to a mathematician, an economist, and a lawyer.
See lessEach was asked this question during their interview: “How much is 2*2?”
The mathematician answered immediately, “Four.”
The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, “Four, plus or minus one.”
Finally, the lawyer stood up, peered around the room, and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. He replied in a calm, conspiratorial tone, “How much do you want it to be?”
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B- shells.
Because she grew out of her B- shells.
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The cant-elope.
The cant-elope.
See lessWhat is long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Kermit the Frog’s fingers.
See lessWhat did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
An algae-bra.
See lessWhat is the German word for bra?
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
Stoppemfrumfloppen.
See lessWhat is your best “R*ctum? Damn near killed him” joke?
Little Johnny: Sorry I'm late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole. Teacher: R*ctum* Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
Little Johnny: Sorry I’m late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole.
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Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
What is your best BOFA joke?
Have you seen the new movie called Bofa? No, what is it about? Bofa deez nuts.
Have you seen the new movie called Bofa?
See lessNo, what is it about? Bofa deez nuts.
What is the Sumerian Bar Joke?
ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈ ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce Translation: A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." Explanation: Some suggest that the inn also apparently served as a brothel (notes that the word used in the proverb forRead more
ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma
nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈
ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce
Translation: A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.”
Explanation: Some suggest that the inn also apparently served as a brothel (notes that the word used in the proverb for an inn or tavern, “éš-dam”, can also be translated as “brothel”, and it was common in ancient Mesopotamia for sex work to take place in these establishments), and thus “the dog wanted to see what was ‘going on behind closed doors'”.
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