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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Wasn't peeling well.
Wasn’t peeling well.
See lessWhat do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked beans.
Baked beans.
See lessWhy are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Because their knee-grows.
See lessWhat do you call a cat with no tail?
A dog.
A dog.
See lessWhat did one dog say to the other dog?
I like 'Hot Dogs.'
I like ‘Hot Dogs.’
See lessWhy do Leprechauns laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Because the grass tickles their balls.
See lessAre you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur and Carbon?
Because you are Au.Ti.S.Ti.C.
Because you are Au.Ti.S.Ti.C.
See lessWhere do pirates buy their hooks?
The second hand store.
The second hand store.
See lessWhat goes in hard and comes out soft?
A bubble gum.
A bubble gum.
See lessWhat does a dog do that a man steps into?
Pants.
Pants.
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