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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
A blueberry.
See lessWhat do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta!
Impasta!
See lessWhat does BMW stand for?
Big Money Wasted.
Big Money Wasted.
See lessWhat is the man in the cold joke?
A man in a warm coat is walking outside on a harsh winter night. He passes by another man freezing because he has no coat. The man in the coat offers to share his coat with him. They both died from freezing.
A man in a warm coat is walking outside on a harsh winter night. He passes by another man freezing because he has no coat. The man in the coat offers to share his coat with him. They both died from freezing.
See lessWhat does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
A U-Haul.
See lessAre there any Ricky Gervais's holocaust joke?
A Holocaust survivor passed away, went to heaven, and told God a Holocaust joke. God: Holocaust jokes aren’t funny! Holocaust Survivor: I guess you had to be there!
A Holocaust survivor passed away, went to heaven, and told God a Holocaust joke.
See lessGod: Holocaust jokes aren’t funny!
Holocaust Survivor: I guess you had to be there!
What do you call nuts on your chin?
Ballchinyan.
Ballchinyan.
See lessWhat does Yoda do when he is constipated?
He forces it out.
He forces it out.
See lessWhat did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod any cod."
“Pick a cod any cod.”
See lessWhy did the Turkey cross the road?
It was Chicken's day off.
It was Chicken’s day off.
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