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What does Yoda do when he is constipated?
He forces it out.
He forces it out.
See lessWhat did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod any cod."
“Pick a cod any cod.”
See lessWhy did the Turkey cross the road?
It was Chicken's day off.
It was Chicken’s day off.
See lessWhen does a joke become a Dad joke?
When its full groan.
When its full groan.
See lessWhat did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
[name of the hurricane] gonna blow you good.
[name of the hurricane] gonna blow you good.
See lessWhat do you call a room with no walls?
A mushroom.
A mushroom.
See lessWhat did the acorn say when it grew up?
Gee, I'm a tree.
Gee, I’m a tree.
See lessWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An Abdominal Snowman.
An Abdominal Snowman.
See lessWhat do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin on the ridiculous.
Virgin on the ridiculous.
See lessWhat is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
You can’t hear an enzyme.
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