40 Funny Chevy Jokes To Piss Off A Chevrolet Owner

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Jessica Amlee

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Chevrolet, or Chevy as it’s affectionately known, is like that cool uncle who’s been around since forever, showing up at family reunions with a different car each time. Born in the heart of Detroit, Chevy has been rolling out cars and trucks since 1911, ranging from the sleek Corvette to the hardworking Silverado. They’re like the chameleons of the automotive world, changing colors and styles but always keeping that iconic logo, which, let’s be honest, looks a bit like a cross between a bowtie and a squashed bug. But Chevy’s not just about looks; it’s about character. And just like any family member with character, they’ve inspired their fair share of good-natured ribbing. Cue the Chevy jokes!

Chevy jokes, much like the cars themselves, come in all shapes and sizes. They’ve been passed down from generation to generation, just like a beloved old pickup truck or that one story about Uncle Bob’s Corvette adventure. These jokes are the automotive world’s way of poking fun at itself, like a roast among friends. They revolve around the quirks and idiosyncrasies that make Chevy, well, Chevy. From the classic battles with Ford to the playful jabs at their sometimes too adventurous designs, Chevy jokes are a testament to the brand’s enduring place in car culture. They remind us that even in a world of sleek designs and high-tech features, there’s always room for a little laughter under the hood.

Best Chevy Jokes

What does CHEVROLET stand for?
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?
Chevy Chase.

What’s cool about owning a Chevy?
Well, the logo is a big plus.

Did you hear about the Russian man who got turned into a chevy?
They call him Vlad the Impala.

What happened to the man who drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy?
He came home in a $250,000 vehicle, a greyhound bus.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?
A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What does CHEVY stand for?
Charged Heavily.

What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
Chevy Maliboos.

What’s the difference between a 1972 Chevelle and a BiC Mini?
Well, one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.

Why shouldn’t you buy a second electric car from Chevy?
It’s revolting.

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?
They’re afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Why did Don MacLean lobby for GM to be included in a carmaker tax?
He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy.

A guy walks into an auto parts store.
Man: I need a gas cap for my Chevy.
The guy at the counter (after thinking for a moment): OK, that sounds like a fair trade.

What does CHEVY stand for?
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet.

What do you call a domesticated Chevrolet?
A tame impala.

What’s a car enthusiast’s go-to pickup line?
Ford f-150, Chevy Silverado, ram 1500, Toyota Tacoma.

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What kind of country would we have if everybody drove a pink Chevrolet?
A pink carnation.

What does CHEVROLET stand for?
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

Two elderly farmers were reminiscing about the “good old days.”
“When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day and still be on my property,” says the Texas farmer.
The old farmer from Kentucky said, “Yeah, I had a truck like that once too… you shoulda gota Ford…hell, they’ll get ya all the way ta town and back!”

Why do blondes prefer BMWs over Chevrolet’s?
They can spell BMW.

Where did the Chevrolet workers go for lunch?
Tahoe Bell.

What do wives and Chevrolet have in common?
They’re both extremely high maintenance.

What do you call a Chevrolet parked at the top of a hill?
A miracle.

A white man comes across a Native American who is lying on the ground with his ear pressed against the ground between two tyre tracks.
“What’s going on?” the white man asks.
“White Chevy Tahoe. Four door. License plate XPV 14785. Has a Coexist bumper sticker,” replies the Native American.
“Wow, you can tell all that from just listening to the ground?”
“No, you idiot! That’s what the asshole who hit me was driving.”

Why did the animal doctor for the Marines insist on buying an expensive Chevrolet sports car?
Because he was the corps vet.

What is CHEVROLET an acronym for?
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.

What do you call an exploding Chevrolet Corvette?
A Corvette C4!

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An elderly lady needed her porch painted. So she dialed a number and asked, “Could you please drop by? My porch needs to be painted red.”
“Yes, ma’am, I’ll be there right away,” says a guy on phone.
He arrives and informs the elderly lady that he would be finishing up the job in no time. She is surprised because her porch is large and wraps around the house, but she accepts that he is a quick worker.
After 30 minutes, she hears a knock on the front door.
“I’m finished, ma’am!”
She takes a look around and notices that the porch has not been touched.
“You still haven’t painted my porch!”
“Naturally, I did! By the way, that’s a Chevy, not a Porch, ma’am.”

Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?
Because no one ever Chevy’d a river.

What did the Chevy say to the Tesla?
“I’m exhausted.”

What can you say about someone who would only drive an economy-sized Chevy?
Well, that’s a Cavalier attitude.

A retired man decides to buy the car of his dreams. The 2015 Chevrolet Corvette. He makes the decision to test out his new purchase on the road as he drives away from the dealership to see what it is capable of. He’s flying down the road at about 130 mph when he notices the red and blue sirens trying to keep up with him. He presses the gas pedal to the floor, confident that he will easily outrun them. After a few moments, he realises he’s too old for this and should pull over to avoid any trouble.
The officer approaches the corvette’s window, visibly irritated.

What does C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. stand for?
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

What do you call a line of Chevy muscle cars?
A Camarow.

Why didn’t the Chevy Nova sell well in Mexico?
Because it was a no go.

“I’m going to arrest you for reckless driving if you don’t give me one good reason why you didn’t stop as soon as you saw my sirens.”
The man takes a breather and looks up at the officer. “I’ll be honest with you, sir. My wife abruptly dumped me for a police officer ten years ago. And I assumed you were bringing her back.”
The officer gave him a warning and tipped his hat.

How do you double the worth of a Chevrolet?
Put gas in it.

Why are there sidewalks alongside roads?
So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

Why are Chevys equipped with magnetised bumpers?
To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys.

How do you get a Chevy to go from 0 to 60 mph in under 15 seconds?
Push it off a cliff.

What are the last two pages of every Chevy owner’s manual?
The bus schedule.

Do let us know if you found these jokes on Chevy funny!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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