35 Funny Chicken Wing Jokes And Puns to Make You Cluck

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Chicken wings, the beloved finger food, have soared in popularity worldwide. Whether they’re barbecued, deep-fried, slathered in buffalo sauce, or sprinkled with exotic spices, there’s no denying that these delicious bites are the life of any party, sports event, or casual dining experience. Their universal appeal is also reflected in the many food festivals dedicated solely to this delicacy, such as National Chicken Wing Day, highlighting its cherished status among food lovers.

On to the world of humor, chicken wing jokes tap into the food’s ubiquitous appeal and offer a well-seasoned blend of puns and witticisms. Often, these jokes playfully hinge on the food’s name, its association with certain situations like watching sports or late-night snacking, or the enthusiasm (sometimes bordering on obsession) with which chicken wings are enjoyed. They also encapsulate the shared experiences and friendly debates around the ‘drumettes vs. flats’ conundrum or the best wing sauces, serving a smorgasbord of laughter that satiates the appetite for humor as effectively as the wings themselves appease our hunger.

Best Chicken Wing Jokes

A couple of people are opening a chicken wings restaurant called the “Right Wing Cafe.”
They don’t actually sell any wings, they just complain about other wing places.

What’s Icarus’ least favorite food?
Hot wings.

Did you hear that KFC will be celebrating Star Wars Day on May 4th with an Anakin special?
It’s an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.

What do you call someone who likes both the flat and drum chicken wing types?

What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg?
“Boy, I wish I could fry.”

Dad: Hey, I got us some spicy chicken wings for dinner!
Kid: Oh, sweet.
Dad: No, spicy.

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

What do you call a chicken with no legs and no wings?
A chicken nugget.

What do you call someone who is too afraid of calling themselves left or right wing?
A chicken wing.

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A guy calls his local butchery.
Caller: Do you have chicken paws?
Shop owner: Yes.
Caller: Do you have chicken wings?
Shop owner: Yes, I do.
Caller: Do you have pig’s head?
Shop owner: Sure.
Caller: You must look really funny then!

Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital.
They are calling it the Chicken Wing.

What’s the difference between a chicken wing and a shooting star?
One’s an appetizer or bar snack, while the other’s a little meteor.

When you order spicy chicken wings, you expect them to be spicy.
Yes, else they would be mildly disappointing.

Why did the rooster go to Buffalo Wild Wings?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Jim walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender
”Please give me a plate of chicken wings and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, ’cause when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The bartender complies, by giving Jim a plate of chicken wings and everyone else, their meals
Just as everybody finishes their food, Jim again yells, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, ’cause when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone is elated and cheers for Jim. When Jim is done with his drink, he yells, yet again, “Bring everybody their bill, because when I pay mine, I want everyone else to pay theirs.”

What do you call a friend who brings you 2 dozen chicken wings?
A wing man.

Why do buffalo wings turn red?
They see the ranch dressing.

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What do toxic, sexist guys eat with their buffalo wings?

Why did the chicken have only one wing?
Because the other one was more tasty.

A dad while eating wings says, “Man, I’ve never had buffalo wings before.”
The kid said, “What? You’re eating some buffalo wings right now….”
The dad replied, “No these are chicken wings, you idiot. I’ve never had buffalo wings before…”

Why can’t chicken and buffalo fly?
Because we eat all their wings.

What do you call cowards that fly?
Chicken wings.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because he was guarding somebody on the wing.

Why did the corner bar start selling veggie ghost pepper flavored wings?
So vegetarians can experience diarrhea too.

A hillbilly guy is eating at a buffet.
A large lady at the next table is wolfing down chicken wings, dipping them into a soup bowl of ranch dressing, and shoving them in, her right hand, left hand. Suddenly she grabs her throat and starts eeking out a panicked sound and starts turning purple…
The hillbilly jumps up, shoves her to the floor on her stomach, yanks down her sweatpants, and runs his tongue right down the middle of her butt crack.
The woman, shocked, hacks, and a chicken bone shoots, like a bullet, out of her mouth, flying across the floor and smacking the wall at the other side of the room.
She takes a huge gasp and her color returns to normal.
The guy stands up triumphantly and says, “Ahhh, the ol’ hind lick maneuver! works e’ry time.”

What did the Chinese man say after he ate a bad chicken wing?
“Wing wong.”

Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him…
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, “Oh no, it’s Buffet the Vampire Slayer!”

What noise does a chicken’s phone make?
“Wing wing.”

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?
Because he blue cheese.

Why don’t chickens like to plan?
They rather wing it.

Ordering in KFC, a young man asks for a chicken wing. The cashier asks, “Ok sir, and which side?”
He replied, “I had never thought about it before, but I’ll take the right side.”
The cashier said, “Sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

What’s the Mexican word of the day?
Chicken Wing. Your wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.

A panda walks into Buffalo Wild Wings. He orders Thai curry wings, eats them, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. “Why?” asks the confused waitress, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waitress turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.”

What did the chicken wing say to the other chicken wing?
“Let’s FLY!”

How do you know that chicken wings aren’t virgins?
Because they are always bone-in.

Do you have a funny chicken wing joke? Write down your own chicken wing puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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