100 Funny Chicken Jokes for Kids And Adults

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Jessica Amlee

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Chickens, the feathery stars of many a farmyard, are quite the characters. Not only are they the providers of our beloved breakfast eggs, but they also strut around with a confidence that says, “I own this barnyard.” With their pecking, clucking, and occasional attempts at flight, chickens bring a quirky charm to any setting. They’re like the comedians of the animal kingdom, always ready with a flap or a squawk to add a bit of drama to the daily farm routine. This amusing behavior of our feathered friends lays the perfect egg for some cracking chicken jokes.

Chicken jokes, much like their subjects, are a delightful mix of the absurd and the hilarious. They take the everyday antics of chickens and turn them into punchlines that could make even the sternest farmer crack a smile. These jokes play on the peculiarities of chickens, from their frantic runs across the yard to their mystifying road-crossing ambitions. Chicken jokes aren’t just about making fun; they’re a lighthearted way to celebrate the quirky and endearing nature of these birds. They remind us that sometimes, life on the farm or in the backyard coop can be just as entertaining as any comedy show, especially when chickens are involved.

Funny Chicken Jokes

Which side of a chicken has the prettiest feathers?

The Outside.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Why did the rooster go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

A rooster smokes marijuana and walks in a circle. What is the name for the ratio of the circumference of that circle to its diameter?

Chicken pot pi.

The inventor of the chicken tikka masala has died!

Just before he passed he slipped into a korma.

What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights?

A Chicken.

How do you make Chicken Napoleon?

You use only the bony parts.

Why did the omelet taste bad?

It was eggs-pired.

Where do the chickens seat in an aircraft?

Of course, the cockpit.

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it’s pecs.

Why do roosters crow at sunrise?

Because they adhere to Professihennalism.

Why are chickens not good salesmen?

Because they are fowl-mouthed.

What do you call a chicken who starts stealing food?

A Peckpocket.

The chicken went to the underworld for what reason?

To get to the other side.

Which animal from the rodent family is a friend of chickens?


How do chickens evaluate their ability of learning?

Through Egg-xam. 

Why does a chicken stand on one leg?

Because if she lifted the other leg she’d fall over.

Why did the chicken get up early?

Because the early bird catches the worm.

Why was the chicken drunk?

It had too many cocktails.

What would you call a piece of writing by a chicken?

Simply, a hendnote.

Why are chicken such great employees?

Because they work around the cluck.

Why was the troublesome cockerel moved to a different coop?

He was a bad egg.

What do you call the door to a hen house?

The hen-trance.

Where did the chicken store the food?

The coopboard.

What lotion did the chicken apply for tanning?

The tan eggstender.

What is a chick after she’s 6 days old?

Seven years old.

What are the parents of a chicken called?


Why did the Teddy Bear cross the road?

Because it was programmed by a chicken.

What do you call an over-confident chicken?


Bird 1: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Bird 2: Yes that cracked me up!

Which is the favorite cake of a chicken?


Why does the chicken dislike humans?

Because they are eggbeaters.

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What did the chicken require to apply for the dream job?


What did the physicist say when called on by the farmer to find a solution to the chickens’ stopped laying eggs problem?

I have a solution but it only works for spherical chicken in a vacuum.

What is a chicken who is good at maths called?


Why did the Badminton Federation employ chickens?

Because they had shuttlecocks. 

What is the best dating site for chickens?


Why was the rooster angry?

Because he was henpecked by hens.

Why did the chicken family want to go to the countryside?

To have pecknics.

What would you call a train of chickens?

An eggs-press.

Who tells the funniest joke at the coop?


What do you call a mute hen?


What did the poultryman tell his kid?

Son, money doesn’t grow on any tree except its poultry.

Why did the chick aspire to be a drummer?

Because it had drumsticks.

What is a chicken’s favorite movie?


How do you get a big broiler chicken?

They henlarged.

Why did the husband cluck all night?

He had too much fried chicken.

What was Kentucky chicken doing in Alabama?

Living in Eggs-ile.

What’s the rooster‘s favorite movie?


What’s the chicken’s favorite Pokemon?

Obviously, Exeggcute.

What do you call a married chicken couple?


What medical course did the chickens undergo?


Which type of humans do chickens adore?


What do you call a confident chicken?


KFC donated a huge sum of money to a hospital for charity.

Seems they call it chicken wing now.

Why was the rooster unhappy at the chicken wings counter?

The last wings they gave were non-functioning.

Why did the chickens didn’t allow other animals to enter the coop?

Because it was eggs-clusive.

What do you call a cheerful chicken?


Why is a hen afraid to fly?

Because it is chicken-hearted.

Why does a chicken lay eggs?

Since it is eggs-pected.

Which is the easiest spell for chickens to perform in Wizarding World?


What do you call the secret language of chickens?


How can the chickens lay over 250 eggs in a year?

Because they were eggs-ploited.

What’s scarier than a scary movie for a chicken?

Watching a roasted chicken recipe.

What activities does a chicken do all day?

Eggs-tracurricular activities.

What are two chickens in love called?


Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t chicken.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Einstein: It doesn’t have a definite answer. Who crossed what actually depends on your frame e of reference.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Newton: I think the chicken thought of it as a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Stephen Hawking: First of all, I don’t think it crossed. I think it rolled.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Elon Musk: Because it wanted to reach Mars.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jeff Bezos: Because it wanted to deliver the products.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mahatma Gandhi: It was searching for salt.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Vegan: It saw a slaughterhouse on the other side and ran back.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Trump: It was from Mexico which saw our dutiful border guards and ran back.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Biden: It forgot the reason to cross the road and ran back.

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

It had hiccoops.

Chicken Butt Jokes

Person 1: Guess what?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Chicken butt!

Person 1: Guess why?

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Chicken thigh!

Person 1: Guess who?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: Chicken tattoo!

Person 1: Guess where?

Person 2: Where?

Person 1: Chicken hair!

Person 1: Guess when?

Person 2: When?

Person 1: Chicken butt again!

Person 1: Guess when?

Person 2: When?

Person 1: Chicken hen!

Person 1: Guess who?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: Chicken poo!

Person 1: Guess how?

Person 2: How?

Person 1: Chicken eyebrow!

Person 1: Guess why?

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Chicken pie!

Person 1: Want to hear the rest?

Person 1: Chicken Breast!

Person 1: Guess whether?

Person 2: Whether?

Person 1: Chicken feather!

Person 1: Was that your phone?

Person 2: My phone?

Person 1: Chicken Bone!

Person 1: What the heck?!!

Person 2: Chicken neck!

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Dirty Chicken Jokes for Adults

What did the rooster tell the hen?

“Babe, you are the one for me because I like my chick hot.”

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

If you’re being erotic you use a feather.

If you’re being kinky you use the entire chicken.

Why doesn’t Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?

2 chicks together aren’t their thing.

How to get a fat chick into the bed?

A piece of cake.

What do you get when a pehen and a rooster mate?


What do you call the period when a chicken is out of eggs?


Chicken A: When will you complete your bucket list?

Chicken B: Not mine but somebody’s.

What are the swear words used among the hen?

Mother Clucker.

On the anniversary, how did the chicken couple dance?


What is the dirtiest thing about chickens?

It is a pet whose poop we have as breakfast.

What will happen if you leave a chicken in a minefield?

Peck, Peck, Peck and Boom!

Hen A: Tell me a suicide joke.

Hen B: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

So, what did the oven have to say to the chicken?

Can’t wait to have you inside me.

Do let us know in the comment section below that which one of the above Chicken jokes was your favourite!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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