50 Funny Mime Jokes And Puns for Silent Chuckles

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Jessica Amlee

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Mime is a unique form of performance art that involves expressing a story or an idea through body movements, gestures, and facial expressions, without the use of spoken words. Originating from ancient Greece, mime has evolved over centuries, becoming popularized in its modern form in the early 20th century. Mimes, often dressed in black and white with painted faces, perform in a silent, exaggerated manner. They are skilled at creating an imaginary world for the audience, relying solely on their physicality to convey emotions and narratives. This art form is celebrated for its creativity and the skill required to communicate effectively without speech, making it a captivating and distinctive form of entertainment.

But did you know that, despite their silence, mimes can be pretty amusing? Their ability to use physical humor to portray complicated emotions and situations is a comedic goldmine. Mime jokes capitalize on mimes’ natural ridiculousness and their silent environment. They make fun of mimes’ exaggerated motions, sometimes illogical routines, and the embarrassing circumstances they frequently find themselves in.

Best Mime Jokes

Why was the mime arrested?
He committed an unspeakable crime. He also chose to remain silent but that’s another story.

Did you hear that every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school?
Never to be heard from again.

“Hello I’d like to register for mime classes”
“Ah, say no more!”

Did you hear that about the neighbor who played a blank cassette tape at full blast?
The mime next door went nuts.

Yo mama so fat, a mime tried to tie her up with invisible rope, but he ran out of rope.

“Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.”
“Was it something I said?” Asks the son.

What’s the quietest brand of pancakes?
Aunt Je-mime-a.

Professor: If you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?
A kid from the back: I’d go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding!

Did you hear about the Mime Murders?
It was an unspeakable horror.

A mime fell down a well and couldn’t call for help.
His larynx was crushed during the fall.

A mime was arrested after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.

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What does every Mime have on their gun?
A silencer.

How many mimes does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don’t need it; use the spotlight.

Why is a mime the perfect partner in crime?
They’ll never say a word.

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo’s most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
The next morning, before the crowd arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it’s a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.
However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.
Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion’s cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla.
Well, this goes on for some time. The mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.
Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, “Help, Help me!”, but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, “Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?”

Why did the librarian hush the mime?
Because actions speak louder than words.

Why is mime-on-mime violence a real problem?
You just don’t hear about it.

The man said to his mime, “I’m afraid I have to fire you.”
The mime replied, “Why the f*ck am I fired?”

Why can’t you hear a mime in the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.

What’s the silent leader of the Autobots called?
Optimus Mime.

What happens when a mime gets angry?
He gives you the silent treatment.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German go to the theater to watch a mime show.
The men have bad eyesight so they are squinting through the whole performance.
The mime sees their problem and stops the show and moves them to the front row. He then asks, “Can you see me now?”
The men respond, “YES OUI SI JA!”

How does a mime walk around?
Goes without saying.

A few months ago, a friend of ours decided to quit his job to try to become a mime.
Haven’t heard from him since.

Why did the mime cross the road?
To reach the invisible crosswalk.

How do you strangle a mime?
With a cordless phone.

Did you hear about the mime couple who have recently filed for divorce?
They just don’t communicate.

What’s the difference between a mime and a large rock?
One’s a little timid, one’s a little boulder.

Two guys are working a roofing job for a high rise condo.
One guy is on the roof and the other is on the ground. The foreman on the roof realizes he forgot to grab his hand saw, so he goes to the edge to yell to his partner to bring it up.
“Hey! I need my hand saw!”
His partner cups his ear as if he didn’t understand.
Again, his partner gestures toward his ear and shrugs.
Realizing his partner can’t here him from way up there, he decides to mime what he needs.
Points to his eye (I) Points to his knee (need) Points to his chest (my) Points to his hand (hand) Makes sawing motion (Saw).
His partner nods in understanding, but suddenly whips out his dick and starts m*sturbating furiously.
Outraged, the foreman charges down from the roof and confronts his partner.
“Sorry boss, I just wanted to let you know I was coming!”

Did you hear about the mime that hung himself at the Trump Rally?
He’s fine. It was just Fake Noose.

What does a mime do when feeling neglected?
Acts out.

Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?
It was mime-blowing.

Why can’t mimes work in packing and shipping?
Because they just can’t think outside the box.

A bar is having a mime competition, and the finalists are an Englishman and an American.
The Englishman starts, putting his hand into a fist. The American replies, placing his hand in front of him (palm facing the Englishman) The Englishman then raises his index in the air. The American raises two fingers. The Englishman raises three fingers. The American joins the ends of his five fingers. The Englishman joins his index and thumb into an O shape. The American moves both hands in front of him, starting close to each other and moving apart, as if starting a breaststroke swimming motion… Confused, the Englishman gives up and the American is declared the winner.
The Englishman joins his friends, still baffled by the outcome of the match, and they ask him what happened. He explains, “Well, I started off by raising by fist, meaning that we must be strong when facing adversity. He replied with a hand, to symbolise peace, and I went on with a finger to represent unity. He raised two fingers, for duality. I raised three, for Trinity. So then he joins all his fingers, to symbolize family! I joined my index and thumb in a circle, to tell him, “Great job” on the family mime… but then he did that odd motion, and I just couldn’t understand!”
On the opposite side of the bar, the American is sitting with his friends, telling them about the match, “So the idiot starts with a fist, saying he’s gonna beat me up! I tell him WHOA, calm down, man! But then he says to stick a finger up my ass! I tell him, you stick two fingers up your ass! He holds up three fingers! I tell him, yeah, well stick a whole fuckin hand! But then he says his hole is too small! Well, I tell him, hey, you can always stretch it!”

Why is it so hard to convict a mute person in court?
It’s always your word against mime.

What’s the first rule of Mime Club?
You do not talk about Mime Club.

What did one mime say to the other?

Did you hear about the mimes who went on strike?
It was mutiny!

A man says to his psychologist.
“I keep thinking about killing my wife. Sometimes, I even mime out bashing her brains in with a brick.”
“I’m absolutely certain that you’re not capable of that,” replied the psychologist.
“You’re sure?”
“Yes, judging by what you’ve told me, she’s far too hardheaded for that to work!”

Sisko and Odo see a guy in white makeup pushing an invisible wall.
Deep Space mime.

Why does Elvis hate paranoid street performers?
We can’t go on together with suspicious mimes.

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Police in Paris have finally caught the elusive mime known for m*sturbating in public and harassing tourists.
In a statement, the Police Chief claims, “He came quietly!”

What’s the best thing about being a female mime?
There’s no glass ceiling.

You come across three performing mimes. One is in an invisible box, one is cutting an invisible rope, and one is fighting an invisible man. Which one failed mime school?
The one who won’t shut up about it.

Which disease is most tragic for a mime?
Gesticular cancer.

What type of sexual act is completely silent?
Blowing mimes.

Imagine a mime wearing panties.

Do you have a funny joke about mimes? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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