50 Funny Elvis Presley Jokes Perfectly Fit for the King

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Jessica Amlee


Elvis Presley, often hailed as the “King of Rock and Roll,” was an American singer and actor who became one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century. With his unique voice, charismatic stage presence, and distinctive style, Elvis revolutionized the music industry and influenced generations of artists. His hits like “Heartbreak Hotel,” “Suspicious Minds,” and “Jailhouse Rock” are timeless classics. Elvis was also known for his flamboyant fashion, including his iconic jumpsuits and slicked-back hair, making him a symbol of the rock and roll era. His legacy continues to live on, not just in music but also in popular culture, where he is remembered with a mixture of reverence and affection.

Elvis Presley jokes play off the larger-than-life persona of the music legend, often poking fun at his signature style or his status as a heartthrob. These jokes are a light-hearted way to celebrate the enduring charm and quirks of the King of Rock and Roll. They often revolve around his iconic hip movements, his love for peanut butter and banana sandwiches, or the countless impersonators keeping his legacy alive. In a humorous homage to Elvis, these jokes bring a smile to the faces of his fans, reminding them of the joy and entertainment he brought to the world. With a gentle ribbing and a lot of heart, Elvis jokes to keep the spirit of the King alive in a playful, joyful way.

Best Elvis Jokes

What was Elvis’ last big hit?
The floor.

What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair?
Pelvis Restly.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Elvis who?)
*Shakes head* How quickly they forget!

What was the King’s last pokerhand?
Royal Flush.

A partially golden statue of Elvis Presley has recently been vandalized, with thieves removing the stomach area of the sculpture.
Reporters are saying that the pelvis has left the gilding.

Why people are surprised to hear Elvis died on the toilet?
Historically it’s rare for a King to leave the throne alive.

What do you call a religious singer?
Elvis Prayersley.

Yo mama so ugly, when Elvis Presley saw her in the V.I.P room he thought that she was a moose.

Don’t know if this is a scam but some have just received a text saying they’d won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

Why can’t Elvis drive his car in reverse?
He’s dead.

Have you seen the reviews for the 2022 Elvis movie that have been generally positive?
However, some critics say that it needed a little less conversation and a little more action.

Why is there no royalty-free Elvis music?
It always has The King in it.

A lady just met a guy in the supermarket who really reminded her of Elvis.
He walked up to her and said, “Don’t you f*cking DARE forget about Elvis.”

How did Elvis get so fat?
He ate nothing but a hound dog.

Why does Elvis hate paranoid street performers?
We can’t go on together with suspicious mimes.

A bus full of Elvis enthusiasts has crashed on their way to an Elvis convention.
Witnesses say no one was injured but they’re all shook up.

A drunk guy is in a bar when he suddenly says “Hey everyone! I bet I can fart the national anthem!”
People start coming wondering if he’d really do it. The man then takes off his pants, kneels on the bare counter, and takes a sh*t. The angry bartender then asks him what the f*ck he was doing!
The drunk responded, “Well even Elvis had to clear his throat!”

If Elvis Presley was alive today, what do you think he’d be doing right now?
Scratching at the coffin lid, screaming “Let me out!”

Why did Elvis set a heart on fire?
He wanted a hunk-a hunk-a burnin’ love.

What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.

Teacher: Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Parent: Yes, how can I help you?
Teacher: Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling
Parent: Oh, hi.
Teacher: Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Parent: Really? Wow! That’s..
Teacher: Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet.

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
Elvis has been sighted.

What did the pathologist find in Elvis Presley’s stomach?
Nothin but a corn dog.

Did you hear about the old lady’s pet mouse Elvis died last night?
He got caught in a trap.

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a picture of Elvis to be tattooed high up on her left thigh.
The tattoo guy complies, but when he’s done, the woman looks at the result and says “That doesn’t look like Elvis at all!”
The guy says, “I can’t do anything to remove it, but I could try again on the other thigh”.
The woman agrees, but when all is done, she thinks that the new tattoo looks nothing like Elvis, either, and refuses to pay.
The tattoo artist makes a proposal, “Ma’am, I’ll ask a customer in the waiting room to come in and have a look at the tattoos. If he can identify Elvis, you pay me. Otherwise, you owe me nothing.”
The woman agrees. A customer is called in and the woman, dropping her pants and spreading her legs, says “Do you recognize these famous musicians?”
The guy looks, thinks for a minute, then says “I don’t know about the twins, but the one in the middle with the beard and bad breath is definitely Willie Nelson.”

Saw a guy in the power tool department at Home Depot who looked a lot like Elvis.
Returned a sander.

Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.

What do you call an Arab Elvis impersonator?
Amal Shookup.

Two psychiatrists are having drinks at the bar. One turns to the others and asks, “What’s the most difficult case you’ve had?”
“Well, I once had a patient who lived in a complete fantasy world. He believed he was Elvis’ love child and he would inherit a fortune. He would sit near his mailbox every day for this make-believe letter to arrive and do hardly anything else.”
“What was the result?”
“It was a difficult struggle, but after two years I cured him finally,” replied the shrink. “And the very next day that damn letter arrived.”

What was Elvis assigned to do when he joined the army?
To look for Suspicious Mines.

What’s the difference between Elvis and a millennial’s spirit?
Some people still think Elvis is alive.

The Pope visits the USA.
When he arrives at the airport, there is a group of people chanting “Elvis, Elvis, Elvis!” The Pope is a little confused, then says, “I am not Elvis. I am the Pope. God bless you and your families.”
Later, when he arrives at his hotel, there is a bunch of people welcoming him there as well. They all chant, “Elvis, Elvis, Elvis!” Again, the Pope is a bit puzzled but says, “I am not Elvis. I am the Pope. God bless you and your families.”
When he arrives in his hotel room, there are three beautiful and scantily clad women waiting for him. They chant: “Elvis, Elvis, Elvis!”
And the Pope says, “A little less conversation, a little more action!”

Did you hear about the idea of a chain of Elvis steak houses?
It will be for people who love meat tender.

What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?

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A man told his friend that there is a place the celebrities go after they fake their deaths. Michael Jackson is there. Elvis. Tupac.
The other friend thanked him for telling him about this.
The man replied, “No Biggie.”

What do you call an Elvis Presley lookalike that’s 5’4″?
Elvish Presley.

What do you call an herb that sings?
Elvis Parsley.

Elvis was driving down the highway when he got into an accident.
The paramedics found him and realized he was in shock and so they told him, “Mr. Presley, we need you to step out of the vehicle, you’re all shook up.”
“Uhuh huh!”

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to actually change the lightbulb.

Did you know Elvis was a big fan of Chicken Strips?
He even wrote a song about them called “Love Me Tender”.

Elvis Presley reportedly sent back shoes because they said: “Made In China”.
He always wanted a little less Converse Asian.

Security guard 1: Elvis is performing today and he wants Chinese food for lunch.
Security guard 2: Quick! Get the jailhouse wok.

What is the similarity between Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson?
Pictures of Elvis are black and white and pictures of Michael Jackson are black or white.

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What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can’t find his Blue Suede Shoes?
His Jailhouse Crocs.

What song would Mario sing if he was an Elvis impersonator?
“Love me NIN-TENDER”.

Did you know that Elvis wrote a song about an Iranian general?
“Take my hand, take my whole life too…”

Do you have a funny Elvis Presley joke? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

3 thoughts on “50 Funny Elvis Presley Jokes Perfectly Fit for the King”

  1. At a party, I went to get a fruit cocktail and had to queue behind Elvis, Sasquatch and a Pterodactyl, and I thought to myself…
    This is a really weird punchline.

  2. So a coworker of mine mentioned having a deck of Elvis Presley playing cards…
    …And I commented that it must be terrible for playing poker, what with every card being a King.


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