Prince Andrew has faced intense scrutiny over his association with convicted s*x offender Jeffrey Epstein and allegations linked to that relationship. The controversy led to legal trouble, loss of royal duties, and serious damage to his public image.
Such a dramatic fall from royal privilege to public scandal has made him a frequent target of satire, which we like to call Prince Andrew Jokes. Comedians and online creators use wordplay and irony to highlight the contrast between his former status and the controversy surrounding him.
Best Prince Andrew Jokes
King Charles reportedly forced Prince Andrew to relinquish titles….
That’s a shame, after he fought so hard for them.
Why did Prince Andrew give up his royal titles?
So he can spend more time hanging around school playgrounds.
Why was the world initially confused that it was Andrew Mountbatten, and not Prince Harry, who was embroiled in a s*x scandal?
Because they’d heard he was the Duke of SUSsex.
Prince Andrew invited an alleged Chinese spy to Buckingham Palace.
He was bribed with Sum Yung Ho.
Many refuse to believe that the alleged Chinese spy is a ‘close confidant’ of Prince Andrew.
After all, he is neither female nor under 16.
Did Prince Andrew invite a Chinese spy to the Palace?
Those corgis better watch out.
A Federal District Judge for the Southern District of New York, Loretta Preska, has just ruled to unseal the secret court docs that name 177 people who were involved with Jeffrey Epstein.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer’s, and all court security officers at S.D.N.Y. have suddenly had to take long naps.
Elizabeth II always said her corgis were like children to her.
So it makes sense that they’ve been given to Prince Andrew.
Why did Prince Andrew stop grooming the Corgi’s?
He found out they were 18 in dog years.
A street near Buckingham Palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”.
It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.
Did you hear about that interview with Prince Andrew?
It was the second worst car crash that the royal family has organised.
They say Prince Andrew can get off on a legal technicality!
Gosh, there is nothing this guy doesn’t find arousing.
Prince Andrew is to star as the villain in a new episode of Scooby Doo
He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t have been meddling with those kids.
What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, and the Black Eyed Peas all have in common?
It all went to shit when Fergie left.
Why all the fuss about Prince Andrew?
It seems to be a pretty minor affair.
A lot of men used to think they were bad at dating in high school as they never had a girlfriend.
Prince Andrew must have been way worse, he was 45 when he got a high school girlfriend.
In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the King.
And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.
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What did King Charles say to his brother Prince Andrew?
“I’m the king of the castle. And you’re the dirty rascal”.
Lawyer: Your honor, I have some legal authority showing why Prince Andrew should get off on a legal technicality.
Judge: Please show me your briefs.
Meanwhile, Prince Andrew drops his trousers.
Prince Andrew was asked if he is worried about being held accountable for what he did…
“No sweat!”
Why couldn’t Prince Andrew be a cherry farmer?
He kept picking them before they were ripe.
What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common?
They both shafted miners!
What were the British Virgin Islands named for?
Having the rare privilege to not have Prince Andrew visit. Yet..
What do Prince Andrew and Tide Pods have in common?
They should always kept away from children.
What’s the best thing about having s*x with twenty-one-year-olds?
You get to hangout with Prince Andrew!
Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.
Bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve underage here.”
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What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?
Murdered in your prison cell.
Did you hear about the little person at a Halloween party who was dressed as Prince Andrew but hauling around a small compressor with him?
They approached him and asked what the deal was and he told me he was “compressed heir.”
Prince Andrew comes home to Buckingham Palace and finds his girlfriend crying and packing all her stuff.
When he asks her what’s wrong, she sobs that she is leaving him because people are calling him pedo.
With a look of disbelief, he steps back and says, “Whoa! That’s a big word for a 10-year-old.”
What’s Prince Andrew’s favorite cheese?
Babybel.
What does the royal family sing to Prince Andrew on his birthday??
“Bah bah black sheep.”
Why are R. Kelly and Prince Andrew so bad at blackjack?
They always hold at 15.
“I say I say I say, Prince Andrew is making a state visit to north-east France!”
“Nancy?”
“Yes, he certainly seems like it.”
How did the young English girl get from London to Old Windsor?
Back of Prince Andrew’s car.
What do a playmobile electric car and Prince Andrew have in common?
They get turned on by little kids.
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What’s the difference between a box of cigarettes and a box of condoms?
Prince Andrew would never open a box of cigarettes in a preschool.
Which musical key does Prince Andrew hate?
Ab minor.
Butler: It’s 9-11 today Sir!
Prince Andrew: Fabulous. Show them in!
What does Prince Andrew want for Christmas?
Santa’s ability to identify naughty girls.
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