40 Funny Prince Andrew Jokes Not Suitable for Minors

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Prince Andrew, once a prominent royal figure, has recently found himself the butt of the joke more often than not. Known for his various royal duties and a sprinkle of controversies, Andrew’s life seems like a script straight out of a daytime drama – but without the critical acclaim. His knack for finding himself in less-than-royal situations has turned him into an unwitting comedy goldmine. Whether he’s dodging social events or making headlines for all the wrong reasons, he’s become the royal family’s awkward uncle who unintentionally provides comic relief. The internet, never one to miss an opportunity, has taken this comedic fodder and run with it, leading us into a world of Prince Andrew jokes.

Continuing with Prince Andrew jokes, it’s like the universe gave comedians and meme creators a royal flush. From his peculiar alibis to his unique way of handling public relations, Andrew’s escapades have become a gold standard for humor. Imagine a prince who’s more likely to be found in a satirical cartoon than a stately portrait. Each misstep and quirky quote is transformed into hilarious memes and punchlines, shared widely by those who enjoy a bit of royal roasting. It’s as if Prince Andrew has unwittingly enrolled in a masterclass in comedy, taught by the public and for the public, turning his royal blunders into a banquet of belly laughs.

Funny Prince Andrew Jokes

A Federal District Judge for the Southern District of New York, Loretta Preska has just ruled to unseal the secret court docs that name 177 people who were involved with Jeffrey Epstein.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer’s, and all court security officers at S.D.N.Y. have suddenly had to take long naps.

Elizabeth II always said her corgis were like children to her.
So it makes sense that they’ve been given to Prince Andrew.

Why did Prince Andrew stop grooming the Corgi’s?
He found out they were 18 in dog years.

A street near Buckingham Palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”.
It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

Did you hear about that interview with Prince Andrew?
It was the second worst car crash that the royal family has organised.

They say Prince Andrew can get off on a legal technicality!
Gosh, there is nothing this guy doesn’t find arousing.

Prince Andrew is to star as the villain in a new episode of Scooby Doo
He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t have been meddling with those kids.

What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, and the Black Eyed Peas all have in common?
It all went to shit when Fergie left.

Why all the fuss about Prince Andrew?
It seems to be a pretty minor affair.

A lot of men used to think they were bad at dating in high school as they never had a girlfriend.
Prince Andrew must have been way worse, he was 45 when he got a high school girlfriend.

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the King.
And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

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What did King Charles say to his brother Prince Andrew?
“I’m the king of the castle. And you’re the dirty rascal”.

Lawyer: Your honor, I have some legal authority showing why Prince Andrew should get off on a legal technicality.
Judge: Please show me your briefs.
Meanwhile, Prince Andrew drops his trousers.

Prince Andrew was asked if he is worried about being held accountable for what he did…
“No sweat!”

Why couldn’t Prince Andrew be a cherry farmer?
He kept picking them before they were ripe.

What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common?
They both shafted miners!

What were the British Virgin Islands named for?
Having the rare privilege to not have Prince Andrew visit. Yet..

What do Prince Andrew and Tide Pods have in common?
They should always kept away from children.

What’s the best thing about having s*x with twenty-one-year-olds?
You get to hangout with Prince Andrew!

Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.
Bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve underage here.”

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What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?
Murdered in your prison cell.

Did you hear about the little person at a Halloween party who was dressed as Prince Andrew but hauling around a small compressor with him?
They approached him and asked what the deal was and he told me he was “compressed heir.”

Prince Andrew comes home to Buckingham Palace and finds his girlfriend crying and packing all her stuff.
When he asks her what’s wrong, she sobs that she is leaving him because people are calling him pedo.
With a look of disbelief, he steps back and says, “Whoa! That’s a big word for a 10-year-old.”

What’s Prince Andrew’s favorite cheese?

What does the royal family sing to Prince Andrew on his birthday??
“Bah bah black sheep.”

Why are R. Kelly and Prince Andrew so bad at blackjack?
They always hold at 15.

“I say I say I say, Prince Andrew is making a state visit to north-east France!”
“Yes, he certainly seems like it.”

How did the young English girl get from London to Old Windsor?
Back of Prince Andrew’s car.

What do a playmobile electric car and Prince Andrew have in common?
They get turned on by little kids.

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What’s the difference between a box of cigarettes and a box of condoms?
Prince Andrew would never open a box of cigarettes in a preschool.

Which musical key does Prince Andrew hate?
Ab minor.

Butler: It’s 9-11 today Sir!
Prince Andrew: Fabulous. Show them in!

What does Prince Andrew want for Christmas?
Santa’s ability to identify naughty girls.

Do you have a funny joke about Prince Andrew? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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