Republic Day 2025 marks 76 years since India embraced its Constitution, and the celebrations are full of energy. Streets are decked in tricolors, schools are alive with patriotic events, and everyone suddenly becomes a Preamble expert. Amid the flags and parades, Republic Day jokes bring laughter to the patriotic vibe.
These jokes are perfect for adding fun to the day, whether in school skits or WhatsApp forwards. They highlight our nation’s quirks with humor, making even serious faces smile. So, while enjoying the parade and some samosas, share a laugh too—it’s the perfect way to celebrate freedom!
Best Republic Day Jokes
An English teacher is taking his class in school.
Teacher: Children, why do we celebrate Republic Day?
Student (standing confidently): Ma’am, Because we get a holiday on this day!
What do you call the only woman eligible to change the constitution?
Amenda.
On Republic Day, I bow to you all,
Just a small question, to the government I call:
Why do I pay so much tax each year,
When the promises made still aren’t clear?
Why does the President of India never get lost?
She’s always guided by the Constitution!
Eighty out of a hundred are corrupt, they say,
Yet my nation stands proud every single day.
Why doesn’t America parade its new military hardware and tanks down main street like India on Republic Day?
Because they prefer to parade it down main street IN other countries.
If you must die, then die a hero’s way,
At least for the nation, you’ll have your say.
Dying for love, without a cause or a fight,
Tell me, fools, how will you earn paradise’s light?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line.
If you want to swim, dive into the sea,
What’s in streams and ponds, let them be.
If you want to love, love your nation true,
What’s the point in chasing girls who won’t value you?
Two boys are arrested at the Republic Day Parade.
One boy was eating fireworks and the other was drinking battery acid.
They charged one and let the other one off.
Why did the Army Captain make his sick soldiers alternate between standing at attention and parade rest?
He didn’t want his soldiers ill at ease.
A beggar, finding no place on the pavement, parked himself at the feet of a statue of Mahatma Gandhi. At midnight on Republic Day, he was woken up by someone gently tapping him with his stick. It was the Mahatma himself. “You Indians have been unfair to me,” complained the benign spirit. “You put my statues everywhere that show me either standing or walking. My feet are very tired. Why can’t I have a horse like the one Chhatrapati Shivaji (an Indian king) has? Surely, I did as much for the nation as he! And you still call me your Bapu (father).”
The next morning, the beggar went around calling on the ministers. At long last he persuaded one to join him for a night-long vigil at the feet of the Mahatma’s statue. Lo and behold, as the neighboring police station gong struck the midnight hour, the Mahatma emerged from his statue to converse with the beggar. He repeated his complaint of having to stand or walk and his request to be provided a mount like the Chhatrapati.
“Bapu,” replied the beggar, “I am too poor to buy you a horse, but I have brought this minister from the Government for you. He …” Bapu looked at the minister and remarked, “I asked for a horse, not a donkey.”
What’s the best month to have a Republic Day Parade?
March.
If we all email the Constitution to each other.
The government might finally read it.
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I got caught with a copy of the Constitution.
I swear I read it for the articles.
Me: “I challenged my father-in-law to see who could read the constitution faster.”
Friend: “How did that go?”
Me: “I gave it my best shot!”
Friend: “And?”
Me: “I got quite far, but he’s farther in law.”
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
How do you silence India’s Prime Minister?
Put him in Airplane Modi.
A politician visited an Indian village on Republic Day and asked what their needs were.
”We have 2 basic needs, sir,” replied the villager.
“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cell phone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village.”
What are the three most well-known languages in India?
English, Hindi, and Python.
Why did the national flag go to school on Republic Day?
Because it wanted to get a higher education!
Why don’t we tell secrets on Republic Day?
Because in a Republic, everything’s for the people, by the people!
A little Indian boy wanted ₹500, so he prayed for 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally, he decided to write a letter to God requesting ₹500.
When the post office staff received a letter addressed to God, they forwarded it to the President.
The President was so amused that she instructed her secretary to send the little boy ₹200, thinking ₹500 would be too much for him.
The little boy was delighted with the ₹200 and decided to write a thank-you note to God.
“Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through Rashtrapati Bhavan (the Government Office), and those corrupt people ate my ₹30!”
Why did so many people dislike the Constitution?
It was too negative, they should have changed con to pro.
Do you have a funny Republic Day Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
