Snow has a magical way of transforming the world into a white wonderland every winter, but let’s not forget the chaos it brings. One moment, you’re sipping hot chocolate by the fire; the next, you’re scraping ice off your car while questioning all your life choices. Snow jokes aside, winter’s frosty blanket has a knack for turning even the simplest tasks into extreme sports, walking to the mailbox feels like auditioning for a penguin documentary!
Speaking of snow jokes, they’re like snowballs. They are light, fun, and best enjoyed in the moment. These jokes thrive on winter’s quirks, bringing laughter to frozen mornings and icy commutes. Whether you’re stuck indoors during a blizzard or dodging snowflakes on your way to school, snow jokes are proof that humor is the warmest scarf of all.
Best Snow Jokes
What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow?
Fro-zen.
What has the best chance of surviving a fall?
Snow.
1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow.
1’s hands got so cold that they went numb.
2’s hands and feet both got cold, so he was even number.
Why was the snow yellow?
Elsa let it go.
Where does a polar bear keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Yo mama so fat, her parents had to feed her using a snow shovel.
What happens when you go inside wearing a snow suit?
It melts!
The snow yeti stopped doing sas-squats and started doing sit ups.
Now he’s the Abdominal Snowman.
How do mountain tops handle the cold?
They put on their snow caps.
There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow, and Brick.
Rain asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Rain’?”
“Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.”
Then Snow asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Snow’?”
“Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.”
Then Brick asked his mom, “NYANYANYANYA”.
How are Friends like snow?
When you pee on them, they disappear.
How do bobcats hunt in the snow?
Bobsleds.
Why does the NSA hate igloos?
Because they are snow dens.
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What time is it when little white flakes fall outside the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snow.
(Snow who?)
Snowbody home.
Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
Yo mama so white, when she sweats, the drops wear snow gear.
What do you call a pig in the snow?
A Pigloo.
What do you call a snow house without a toilet?
An ig.
It was so cold outside yesterday, that we took a man into our home, out of the kindness of our hearts.
We felt so sorry for him because the poor guy was completely covered in snow, but this morning, he had just vanished!
Not a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!
The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!
That’s the thanks we get for being good to people?!
I’m warning all of you to watch out for this man!
He is a heavy set, white guy, wearing nothing but a scarf.
He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny, they look like sticks.
Whatever you do, don’t bring him into your house!
Where do you go to get a mortgage for an igloo?
The Snow Bank.
What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole?
Snow business.
What do you call a snowman party?
A Snow Ball.
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snow.
(Snow who?)
Snow skating today – the ice is too thin!
Why didn’t Batman get any flavoring on his snow cone?
Because all he craves is just-ice.
Yo mama so white, she played in the snow and was declared missing.
Julius Caesar: Brutus, is it snowing outside?
Brutus: Hail, Caesar.
Why does snow fall?
It does not know how to climb down.
Some Alaskans like the snow. It’s part of their heritage.
Some just aren’t Inuit.
What award did the snowman win?
Best in snow.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snow.
(Snow who?)
Snow cone with cherry syrup please.
Why couldn’t the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow.
But now icy.
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How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?
A bit shaken up!
Do you think it will snow this weekend?
I don’t know, it’s still up in the air.
Yo mama so white, she leaves fingerprints in the snow.
Did you hear about the ice that got tickled and only partially melted?
It’s snow laughing matter.
Why did the snow people go to the carrot patch?
To pick their noses.
A friend said, “Ugh, I’m over this snow.”
Better than under it!
What do you call a Jalapeno in the snow?
A little chilli.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ken.
(Ken who?)
Ken I go out and play in the snow, please!
What do you get when a nuclear snow man takes a dump?
An ICBM.
Why do flat earthers hate the holiday season so much?
They can’t stand all the snow globes.
The best time to make stir fry is when it’s cold and snowing outside.
I love woking in a winter wonderland.
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Where did the snow go during midday break?
Avalunch.
What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow?
Low-fat frozen yoga.
What do you call a prom in the North Pole?
A snow ball.
How can you tell if it’s cold outside?
If it’s snowing.
Why did the child just wear one snow boot?
They’d heard there was 50% chance of snow!
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I rang her up and asked, “Did you get my drift?”
How do you get a snow monster to go away?
Get into a heated argument.
What do you do if a turkey starts chasing you during a snow storm?
You run away. Turns out you can’t just stop cold turkey.
Do you know the story of Snow Leopards?
I don’t, but I know it’s a long tail.
Did you hear that someone actually made it through the impossible mountain pass?
“Snow way!”
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Why did the snowman make his Instagram page private?
To keep a snow profile.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snow flakes!
Did you hear the serious story about winter?
It’s snow joke!
Do you have a funny Snow Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
