70 Snowman Jokes & Puns For Laughing In Winter Weather

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Jessica Amlee

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People probably first made snowmen to frighten away evil winter spirits. In the middle ages when snow fell, it was like free art supplies fell from the sky. A chance for people who didn’t have the ability to write or read to do not only the artwork but to express themselves. But now they’re just an excuse to have a good time in the snow as are the jokes!

The most famous snowman is ‘Frosty the Snowman,’ which appears in the same-named Christmas song. Later, there were a few snowmen who occupied a special place not only in pop culture but also in our childhood memories, such as Jack Frost, Bumble the Abominable Snowman, Olaf, and many more. Thanks to them, we have a funny list of Snowman jokes. Enjoy winters!

Best Snowman Jokes

Why doesn’t a snowman wear snow pants?
Because his snow balls are too big.

What does a snowman bring to the barbecue?

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Dayaw who?)
DAYAWanna build a snowman?!

What does the Abominable Snowman put above his baby’s crib?
A snowmobile.

What did one Snowman say to another?
“Do you smell carrot.”

Yo mama is so white, she ate a carrot and someone said, “Who built that snowman?!”

What award did the snowman win?
Best in snow.

How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?
That’s snowbody’s business.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

What do you call an abominable snowman that insults passing skiers?
Petty Yeti.

Why does the snowman stand in your driveway with his pants down?
He’s waiting for the snow blower.

Why did the snowman need a moist towelette?
Because his hands were sticky.

What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.

What do you call an old snowman?

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Tuna who?)
Tuna wanna build a snowman?!

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?
Picking his nose.

How do you greet a snowman?
“Ice to meet you!”

What’s 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?
The Adhomineminal Snowman.

What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

Yo mama so hot, she melted Frosty the Snowman’s balls.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
It takes too long to hollow out her head.

How do you know that your computer wants to build a snowman?
It’s frozen.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
“Get out of my face!”

Why is it hard to date a snowman?
His parents will never warm up to you.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?
Every time he went out he got plowed.

What did the 0 say to the 8?
“Let’s make a snowman!”

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?

What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
You get a frostbite.

A snowman walks into a bar.
The bartender gets angry and yells “Why the f#ck does everything weird end up in my bar?”

How can you tell if a snowman is gay?
The carrot’s in the back.

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An attractive snowwoman notices a snowman gawking at her.
She says, “Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad?
When it’s a snowman’s nose!

What do you call a snowman in may?
A puddle!

Why can’t you trust a snowman?
Because they’re all a bunch of flakes.

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?
They’re both bodies of water!

What do you call an explosive cow in the winter?
An a-bomb-in-a-bull snowman!

How did a snowman get to work?
By icicle.

What’s a snowman’s favorite pizza?

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Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?
He was a snowbody.

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?
Meltin’ John.

What happens when a snowman goes to the toilet?
An ice sheet.

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Why couldn’t anyone trust the snowman to do anything?
He was kinda flakey.

Did you hear about the snowman that was killed?
He was murdered in cold blood.

How does a snowman make you laugh?
It gives you an icetickle.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?
“I came, I thaw, I conquered.”

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?

Why did the snowman name his dog frost?
Because frost bites.

What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted snow flakes.

What’s a snowman that doesn’t have any snow?
A NO man.

Did you hear about a car accident with a snowman and wanted to warn oncoming traffic?
So they put out some snow cones.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Snow who?)
Snowman named Frosty.

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?
“Can you scratch my nose?”

What do you call a poor snowman?
A snowbo.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?
A brrrick.

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What did the horse say to the snowman that lived next door?
“Hay Neigh Brr.”

Did you hear about the snowman who ran away?
I heard that the trail went cold.

What do you call a snowman without testicles?
Sno balls!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Snow who?)
Snow body!

What do you call a snowman hooker?
A FROST-titute.

Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
He had a total meltdown.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?
Because she got plowed by another man.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

What happened when the snowwoman ditched the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

What do snowmen call their kids?

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What do hungry snowmen top their ice burgers with?
Chilly sauce!

How do you scare a snowman?
Get a hair dryer!

What is a girl snowman called?
A snow-maam.

Where do snowmen put their web pages?
On the winternet.

What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea!

Have a better joke on the snowman? Write down your own puns and one-liners in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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