20 Snowflake Jokes And Puns To Get You Through This Winter

Snowflake Jokes & Puns
Funny Snowflake Jokes

The snowflake is the most recognizable emblem of cold weather, and it is also a typical image used during the Christmas season. As you know, it is a crystal of snow, which is a type of precipitation that forms when water vapor freezes into ice crystals in the Earth’s atmosphere. Snowflakes can have a variety of shapes and patterns and are formed under specific temperature and humidity conditions.

Another meaning of “snowflake” is a person who is perceived as being overly sensitive or easily offended. This usage of the term is often derogatory and implies that the person is unable or unwilling to tolerate differing viewpoints or ideas. Now that you know, let’s read some of the snowflake jokes.

Funny Snowflake Jokes

How are women like snowflakes?
They can’t drive.

How are friends like snowflakes?
If you pee on them, they’ll disappear.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What is a snowflake’s school grade based on?
Class precipitation.

Why doesn’t Ben Shapiro like winter time?
Because of the snowflakes.

How do you melt a snowflake?
Take a knee.

How are socks like snowflakes?
You can never find two that are alike.

What’s a good holiday tip?
“Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.”

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Why is Blizzard so quick to resort to censorship?
Because they’re nothing more than a bunch of snowflakes.

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Why are all Republicans supporting global warming?
Because they can’t wait to live in a world with no snowflakes.

How did you know for sure global warming was real?
On the day Trump got elected over 50 million snowflakes melted at once.

What do gender activists and Eskimos have in common?
58 different words for snowflake.

How are Snowflakes actually the perfect metaphor for people?
Each one is unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there are, no one is going to notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
Also, people are similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Why doesn’t Santa have any millennial elves?
Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

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What did the snowflakes say to the road?
“Let’s stick together.”

Three kids are sitting with their mom. The oldest asks, “Why did you decide to name me Rain?” and the mother answers, “Because when you were born a drop of rain fell on your head”
Then the second oldest asks, “Why did you decide to name me Snow?” and the mother replies, “Because when you were born a snowflake fell on your head.”
Finally, the youngest says, “Durrrr duh dehurrr doo duhhh” and the mother responds, “Shut the f*ck up, Brick.”

What did the rogue snowflake say to the abused raindrop who was unaware of his powers?
“Yer a blizzard Harry!”

Did you hear about the kid who hoped to see a snowflake today?
But as usual, it didn’t show.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.

Have you got a better snowflake joke? Please leave your winter puns and one-liners in the comments section!


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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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