Star Wars is more than just an epic space saga—it’s a universe filled with heroes, villains, and adventure. From lightsabers to Wookiees, Star Wars has captured the hearts of fans for decades. But even the galaxy’s fiercest fighters, like Han Solo and Darth Vader, can’t escape the power of Star Wars Dad Jokes. These jokes are a perfect blend of cheesy humor, making them ideal for those who enjoy a good laugh while navigating hyperspace.
When you mix the thrilling world of Star Wars with the classic charm of dad jokes, you get a recipe for pure hilarity. Star Wars Dad Jokes have become a fun way to lighten up any situation, whether you’re having a family gathering or just hanging out with your fellow Jedi. These jokes may be simple, but their ability to crack up both kids and adults proves that the force of humor is strong in the galaxy.
Best Star Wars Dad Jokes
What is just as big as Jabba the Hutt but literally weighs nothing?
Jabba’s shadow.
Why don’t the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
What do Jawas have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
Baby Jawas.
What do you get when you cross a Jedi and a snake?
Force constrictor.
What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?
Miso soup.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
Why do doctors make good Jedi?
Because a Jedi must have patients (patience).
What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?
Star wars.
What’s Din Djarin’s favorite protein supplement?
“This is the whey.”
What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
The.
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
“HDMI!”
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he’s always making new friends!
What did Obi Wan Kenobi do when he needed money?
He took out a bank clone.
Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?
It’s a perfect 5/7.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bounty hunter?
Boba Frost.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Metaphors.
(Metaphors who?)
Metaphors be with you!
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My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids.
However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.
What do you call an angsty teenage droid?
A sigh borg.
Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm?
At the second hand store.
Who swore the most in Star Wars?
R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said.
What happens to droids after they go defunct?
They rust in peace.
How do Sith Lords say goodbye?
“Darth-LATER!”
Why was Kylo Ren always so pale?
He never could catch any Reys!
Why can’t Jedi vacuum in corners?
Attachments are forbidden.
What’s the name of Darth Vader’s billionaire cousin?
Tax E. Vader.
What did Mike Tyson say to Harvey Dent while they watched Star Wars?
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
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What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?
Bow ties, of course.
What does Princess Leia use to style her hair?
A Hans Solo cup.
Why didn’t Luke Skywalker like his steak?
It was a little chewy.
Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
So he could meat his destiny.
Why did the droid take a vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
What is Admiral Ackbar’s favourite type of music?
Trap!
Who Did Princess Leia’s Hair?
Darth Braider.
Which Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Admiral Snackbar.
Han Solo: “Yoda, are we going the right way?”
Yoda: “Off course we are.”
What do Gungans put things in?
Jar Jars.
What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?
“Never sell me the cods!”
Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
He had a green thumb.
What is Han Solo’s favorite rapper?
Tupacca.
Did you hear that Disney+ is making a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future where the time machine is half car and half person?
It’s called the Man-DeLorean.
What was General Grievous’ favourite band?
Weezer.
Friend: “Do you know that one guy who just can’t have a conversation without quoting Star Wars?”
Me: “Well, of course I know him, he is me!”
What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
Han Duet.
What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
Leia Organic.
Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for!
What’s Darth Vader’s favourite measurement system?
The Imperial System.
Which Star Wars movie is the best?
Hans down, The Force Awakens is the best.
What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
“May the floss be with you.”
Why was the droid angry?
Because people kept pushing its buttons.
What do you call a Canadian Sith?
Pal-poutine.
What do you call a Jedi who can predict the weather?
A “Force”-caster!
What does Leia say when she needs help?
“I think I could use a Han here.”
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain.
She’ll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader.
What kind of money do they use in space?
Star-bucks.
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
How did Mace die in Star Wars?
Through the Windu.
Did you hear about the girl who got a tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character on her face?
You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
What is the scariest planet in Star Wars?
Na-BOO!
What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?
“Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.”
Why can’t you smell Jedi in the new Star Wars movies?
They will be Yoda-less.
What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother?
Obi-Also
What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What did the Star Wars-obsessed Mexican couple name their son?
Obi-Juan.
Why did Anakin change his name to Skywalker?
He couldn’t stand the old one Ani longer.
What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun?
Luke-Warm.
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Luke short for?
A stormtrooper.
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie?
He played the force.
What is the official pasta of Star Wars?
Rotini!
What do you call Kenobi triplets?
Obi-Threes.
Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
Know why the Jedi don’t have a navy?
Because sailing is a path to the dockside.
Who is short, green and plays the cello?
Yo-Yo Da.
Why does Kylo Ren’s lightsaber have so much crackle?
Snap and Pop were busy.
Who played Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?
Emperor Palpatine.
What did everyone call Lando before he became a good pilot?
Crashdo.
What is a stormtrooper’s favorite store?
The one next to target.
What do you call a Star Wars themed all you can eat restaurant?
Bo-buffet.
What do you call a Sith who hates flying?
Darth Grounded.
How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?
He felt his presents.
What does a Jedi’s broken roof do?
Leak Skywater.
What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
“I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
To celebrate Star Wars, we baked some “Wookie Cookies”.
They were a little on the Chewy side.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side!
How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?
Ewoks.
What’s a Mandalorian’s favorite pasta?
Fett-uccine.
How does Grievous stay in shape?
Spin class.
What’s the difference between a Stormtrooper and an AT-AT?
One is a walking Imperial and the other is an Imperial walker.
What do Jedi children learn at school?
A is for Alderaan, B is for Bantha, C is for Clone Army…
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookie.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side?
Darth Tater.
What Star Wars character likes orange juice the most?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why does Star Wars have a classical music score?
Because the Empire likes Bach!
Who stands in a store window modeling the latest Star Wars fashions?
Mannequin Skywalker.
Why is The Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?
It has triple the force.
Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3?
He’s a choking hazard!
Why aren’t Star Wars jokes for kids popular?
They are usually quite forced.
What do you call an invisible Star Wars droid?
C-thru-PO.
What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do Imperial pilots eat?
TIE food.
What’s a train’s favorite Star Wars character?
Choochoobacca.
What’s the most popular Star Wars action figure in Japan?
Toy-Yoda.
Where do Sith lords shop?
At the Darth Mall.
How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
Which Star Wars character would make the best pirate?
Arrrrrrr2D2.
Triangles don’t exist in the Star Wars universe…
Only do-angles and donot-angles.
Which Star Wars character would you never lend money to?
Owe-Me-One Kenobi.
We live in a world where there are 7 Star Wars movies that have opening crawl.
Then there is a Rogue One.
How to trigger a Star Wars fan on May 4th?
Go Fourth and Prosper.
What do you call it when one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?
A hand solo.
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Do you know why the robots in Star Wars hate glass?
Cause An droid can’t have Windows.
When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
When he was in the Sith Grade.
Which car is fish Star Wars?
Koi-Yoda.
Where does Jabba eat dinner?
Pizza Hutt.
Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Which Star Wars Character is Italian?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi?
Obi-Wannabe
How do you know your phone has a full battery in the Star Wars universe?
Chargar Blinks.
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Did you know Darth Vader’s cousin lives in Switzerland and drives a cab?
He’s called ‘Taxi Vader’.
What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?
“Sith down and be quiet.”
What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
“I yam your father.”
What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial?
Obi-Wan Can-not Be.
What do you call a stressed Darth Vader?
Panickin Skywalker.
How do Jedi sing?
By yoda-ling.
Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
Because he’s always short.
What do you call a Sith Lord who works at a restaurant?
Darth Waiter.
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Why didn’t they let Yoda name the dinosaurs?
Because the do-or-do-not-ceratops sounds very stupid.
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow.
What’s Anakin Skywalker’s least favorite game?
“The Floor Is Lava”!
What is Darth Vader’s favorite month?
Imperial March.
What do you call a hump-backed Jedi Knight?
Mark Camel.
How many Skywalkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but you’ll have to give him a hand.
Why was Darth Vader arrested?
Excessive use of force.
Why does Emperor Palpatine shoot electricity out of his hands?
Because he’s in charge.
What does Darth Vader order at Indian restaurants?
Lots of naan, naan, naan, naan naan naan, naan naan naan.
Do you have a Star Wars Dad Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
The “I am your father” part in Star Wars was really out of hand.