40 Funny May The 4th Jokes to Celebrate Star Wars Day

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Jessica Amlee


Did you know that May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day, became an official holiday thanks to a clever pun and the enduring love of fans for the iconic franchise? That’s right, it all began with the phrase “May the 4th be with you,” a playful twist on the famous line, “May the Force be with you.”

As we celebrate this galactic day filled with laughter and joy, we’ve collected the funniest May the 4th jokes that are perfect for sharing with fellow Star Wars enthusiasts. So, grab your lightsabers, gather your friends and family, and let the chuckles flow like the Force itself as we embark on a hilarious journey through the galaxy far, far away.

May the 4th Be With You Jokes

May the force be…
Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

“May the force be with you.”
“And also with you,” said the Catholic Jedi.

Why aren’t Star Wars Day jokes so popular?
Because they all just feel forced.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Metaphors who?)
Metaphors be with you, this Star Wars Day!

Did you hear that your local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars Day on May 4th with an Anakin special?
It’s an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.

Do you know that everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th?
Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?
“May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.”

What happens if you celebrate Star Wars Day too hard tonight?
Watch out for the revenge of the fifth.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you love Star Wars,
May the force be with you.

Did you hear about the girl who is still single on Star Wars Day?
Apparently, she’s been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why Star Wars Day should be also Mike Tyson Day?
“May the Forth be with you, guyth.”

If May 4th was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you).
Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is?
Revenge of the Sixth.

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Did you hear about the man who drank a whole bottle of fancy vodka to celebrate Star Wars day?
Only a Fifth, still it’s Absolute.

How to trigger a Star Wars fan on May 4th?
Go Fourth and Prosper!

What do you call a bubble tea party on Star Wars Day?
A Boba Fête.

This Stars Wars Day, they have announced the Spanish Star Wars spin-off.
It’s about the chosen Juan.

Did you hear about the Jawa who went to a bar on Star Wars Day?
He ordered a Martini!

What do you call Boba Fett if he was ready for Star Wars Day party?
Boba Set.

One of the twin children asked his mom, “Mom how did I get my name?”
The mom explained, “Well Luke, when you were born on Star Wars Day, so we named you after one of the characters.”
Another kid said, “RAWRGWAWGGR.”
The mom shouted, “Shut up, Chewbacca!”

How did Darth Vader fan know what he was going to get for Star Wars Day?
He felt his presents.

What do Star Destroyers wear to the Star Wars Day party?
Bow TIEs.

Why should you never tell Star Wars Day jokes on the Falcon?
The ship might crack up.

Did you hear about the girl who got a face tattoo of her favorite character on May 4th?
You should have seen the luke on her face!

What pasta does a Star Wars fan order on May 4th?

The therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end her marriage.
She said she hated all the constant Star Wars Day puns.
The husband look at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”

How do you make a creative Star Wars Day joke?
You have to think outside of the jarjar!

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone on May the 4th?
Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for!

Why did Luke Skywalker refuse to play cards on May the 4th?
He was afraid he’d lose a hand, just like his father!

How does Darth Vader like his toast on May the 4th?
On the dark side, of course!’

Why did the Ewok get a job at the bakery on May the 4th?
He heard they needed help with the Wookiee cookies!

Where does Luke go on Star Wars Day?
The Darth Mall.
Where does he eat while he’s there?
Jabba the Pizza Hutt.
How does he get there?
In his toyoda.

What did the angry Star Wars fan say to the calendar on May the 4th?
“You better be Leia-ing out the right date!”

What do you call a Star Wars fan celebrating May the 4th on a trampoline?
A Skywalker in flight!

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What do you get when you cross Star Wars Day with a dog show?
Bark Vaders and Chew-bark-as!

How do Star Wars fans greet each other on Star Wars Day?
“May the Fourth be with you, and also with you!”

Why did the Star Wars fan refuse to do laundry on Star Wars Day?
He didn’t want to mix up the light and dark sides!

Why did the Star Wars fan take a nap on Star Wars Day?
He was dreaming of a galaxy far, far away!

Do you have another May the 4th joke? Post your funny May the 4th puns in the comment section below.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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