Karva Chauth is a Hindu festival that honors the beauty of marriage in general. It is observed on the fourth day following Purnima (a full moon) in the month of Kartika. Karva Chauth, like many Hindu festivals, follows the lunisolar calendar. On this day, Hindu women fast for one day in order to ensure the long lives of their husbands. This is a crucial day to represent women’s self-sacrifice for the institution of marriage. Use this chance to bring a smile to her starved face by sharing our memes and jokes.
Karva Chauth will be held on Thursday, October 13th, 2022. While these lighthearted Karva Chauth memes and jokes may make fun of your marital status, they are merely meant to be playful—while also making light of how difficult married life may be at times.
Best Karva Chauth Memes & Jokes
How is a wife similar to a coma?
A lot. A wife doesn’t let you live nor let you die by keeping Karva Chauth.
What’s the difference between a marriage and a video game?
They both start off fun and easy, then get a litter harder. If you make it to the end without breaking, everyone is shocked.
Did you hear that Ratna Pathak started comparing India to Saudi because someone asked her about her Karva Chauth’s fast?
The day is not far when she will compare India to Nazi Germany when someone asks her about the Swastika sign on her house’s main door.
Why do wives use twice as many words as their husbands?
Because they always have to repeat themselves.
“I love you,” the wife said to her husband a day after Karwa Chauth.
“Is that you talking,” the husband asked, “Or the wine?”
“It’s me talking to the wine.” said the wife.
How is a wife similar to a grenade?
They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.
How do single girls observe Karva Chauth?
From a distance.
How does the husband remind his wife who’s in charge?
By holding a mirror up to her face.
What is the best advice married men can give to single men on Karwa Chauth?
If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married, you can’t even change the television channel.
How does the husband always get the last word when arguing with his wife?
They’re usually, “I’m sorry. You’re right.”
Did you hear about the husband and wife who have agreed on Karwa Chauth to never go to bed angry with each other?
So far, they’ve been up for three days.
Why do people stop asking about your sex life once you’re married?
They know you don’t have one.
Why do sprinters keep Karva Chauth?
Cause they fast.
The husband asked his wife, “Which do you like better, my face or my body?”
The wife said, “Your sense of humor.”
What is the funniest quote from an Indian married man’s diary?
“I play the world’s most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife on Karwa Chauth.”
What is marrying someone for their good looks seem like?
It is like buying a house for the paint color.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
How do you make your wife emotional and then angry within five seconds?
Be caught while taking a look at the marriage certificate. If she asks the reason, tell her that you were looking for the expiration date.
In India, on which day does a lady serial killer rest?
Did you know that marriage is when a husband and wife become one?
The only trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
The wife was in good mood on Karva Chauth.
She says to her husband, “Honey, do you remember when we got married?”
The husband grins, “Yes. On April 8th, 2015.”
Again the wife says, “Can you remember where we got married?”
Again the husband grins, “Yes, in your home town Dehradun.”
Then suddenly the husband looked confused.
The wife asks, “What happened? You are absolutely correct!”
The husband replied, “I know. It’s just that, I can’t remember why I got married.”
On Karwa Chauth, a man approaches a stunningly attractive woman in the store and says, “You know, I lost my wife here in the shop. Could you just talk to me for a few minutes?”
“Why?” inquired the lovely lady.
“Because every time I chat with a gorgeous woman, my wife emerges out of nowhere,” the man said.
Did you hear about the issue of single men with Karwa Chauth?
As per them, if a girl can make anyone brother on Raksha Bandhan then why can’t men choose their wives on Karva Chauth?!
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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife for like in 18 months.”
The shocked friend exclaims, “Why not? What is the problem”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
The wife was keeping a fast for the long life of her husband but the man had to eat.
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner?
Obviously, she gave him the cold shoulder.
What did the space-loving wife feel when she was gifted with a large rocket on Karva Chauth?
She went over the moon.
How is marriage a three-ring circus?
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
What do you call Life Insurance renewal day for men in India?
The wife says to her husband, “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
The husband replied, “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
What are the benefits of F###ing during Karva Chauth?
The benefits of F###ing are:
F###ing once a week is good for your health, but it’s harmful if done every day.
F###ing relaxes your mind and body.
F###ing refreshes you.
After F###ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
Try F###ing in bed ’cause it can save you valuable energy.
F###ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
So remember this Karva Chauth, Fasting is good for your health.
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
Why there is no justice for husbands on Karwa Chauth?
Poor husband eats food after seeing wife’s face 364 days a year, but there’s nothing special about it. Now, when a wife eats food after seeing her husband’s face for one day, they declared the day a festival.
Did you hear that every man wants a beautiful wife, a smart wife, a loving wife, a sexy wife, and a cooperative wife?
Sadly, bigamy is against the law in India.
After browsing through his social media account and seeing all of his friends celebrating Karwa Chauth, this Indian man decided to place an ad on a popular website. The ad simply stated, “Wife wanted.” He was shocked to discover over a hundred replies in his inbox the next morning. They all said the same thing, unfortunately: “You can have mine.”
What does it mean if a man opens the car door for his wife?
Either the car is new or the wife is.
What do you call a Hollywood movie on Karva Chauth?
Fast and furious. One day is equal to fast and the next 364 days is equal to furious.
Did you hear about the research on Karwa Chauth?
As per the study, if the wife along with Karva Chauth keeps a vow of silence then the Husband can live 25 years more.
GF: How much do you love me?
BF: More than life.
GF: Will you be willing to break and get the moon and stars for me?
BF: Then how will you celebrate Karva Chauth? By seeing your father’s bald?
Once upon a time, goddess Lakshmi’s vehicle, the owl got angry with her.
He said, “Everyone worships you, no one worships me at all.”
The goddess replied, “Every year from now on you will also be worshiped 11 days before my day of worship.”
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The wife says, “Today is Karva Chauth, what gift will you give me today?”
The Husband replied, “Today I will also fast with you.”
The wife is happy listening to this. After some time, the husband leaves the house for the market and returns after half an hour. Within 5 minutes, the wife sees him eating noodles.”
The angry wife shouted, “What is this? Earlier in the day, you said that you also had kept a fast.”
The husband replied calmly, “You are my moon, and once I saw you, I had to break the fast.”
Why are Indian mothers forcing their kids to drink water on Karwa Chauth?
To check if she has a boyfriend.
How do you know if your Karva Chauth failed?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
What does it mean if you saw your wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning?
Only one thing, it’s laundry day.
One wife was in a bad mood on Karwa Chauth due to fasting.
She told her husband that he was rude for yawning when they were arguing.
The husband told her that h wasn’t yawning, h thought it was his turn to speak.
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