Alligators are the original influencers of the swamp, strutting their scaly selves like they own the place, which, let’s face it, they kind of do. These toothy trendsetters have been around for millions of years, rocking a look that’s both retro and timeless. They’re the kind of reptiles that don’t need to evolve because they nailed it on the first try. With their languid lope and jaws that could snap a selfie stick in half, alligators are the epitome of cool in the reptilian world. And just when you thought they couldn’t get any cooler, they’ve recently been spotted dipping their toes into the world of comedy. That’s right, alligator puns are now a thing, and they’re snapping up laughs faster than a gator snaps up a tasty fish!
Keep a look out for these swampy jokers the next time you’re out and about. You never know when you’ll come upon a pun so awful it’s gator-ific. Just be careful not to approach too near – their jokes may be amusing, but their bites are not.
Best Alligator Puns
- If I make allegations against you, that makes you the accused but does it make me… an Alligator?!
- Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later.
- Alligators don’t do fast food because they can’t catch it!
- Is it just me or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
- Alligators love classical music, they’re big fans of Debussy’s “Clair de Lune,” especially the scales.
- I thought that my pet alligator was going to eat me! Turns out he was just pulling my leg.
- Alligators can grow up to 15 feet but most only grow four.
- Alligators pay with croco-dollars, obviously.
- Never play cards with an alligator; they’re great at snapping up the best hands.
- Why did the alligator cross the road? To reach the swamp on the other side.
- What do you call a fast alligator? An instigator.
- Alligators are always ahead in fashion, they really know how to scale up their style.
- I was going to cook alligator for dinner but then I realized I only have a croc pot.
- You can’t trust alligators with secrets, they’re known to spill the crocodile tears.
- I’m so white, I can’t even walk down the street without tiny little alligators jumping onto my shirt.
- In the world of magic, alligators are known for their “jaw-dropping” tricks.
- A lazy alligator? That’s a gator-lounger.
- What do you call an Alligator who’s a very skilled conversationalist? A dialogator.
- Alligators don’t need toothbrushes, they practice “gnaw-ral” hygiene.
- I was sitting next to Florida man at the bar the other night when an Aerosmith song came on. He swears it’s called “Loving an Alligator”, but I don’t think that’s right.
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- When an alligator becomes a pilot, they’re known for their smooth landings and snappy take-offs.
- My mother-in-law fell into an alligator pool a the zoo, so I jumped in to save the alligator.
- The alligator was low on potassium so I ran to the gatorade.
- What do you call an organized alligator? I don’t know, but you better not mess with it!
- Alligators don’t use computers because they can’t resist the urge to byte.
- My friend works at an Amazon warehouse. He has to watch out for alligators every day.
- What is an alligator’s preferred map projection? Mergator Projection.
- When alligators go to school, they excel in hiss-tory.
- Those alligator hunters on the show Swamp People are cold-blooded killers.
- An alligator’s favorite movie genre? Anything with a good chase scene.
- Why did The Dictator’s alligator pine for his right hand man? He’d had the left one for breakfast.
- Never hire an alligator as a lifeguard; they’re more interested in the dive than the save.
- I just cross-bred an alligator and a homing pigeon. I expect that’ll come back to bite me.
- Why don’t alligators watch movies? Because they live in swamps.
- In the realm of mathematics, alligators are known for their logarithm scales.
- If an alligator buys a GPS, does that make it navi-gator.
- What did the alligator do when he arrived at work? He croc-ed in.
- When it comes to romance, alligators believe in love at first bite.
- A legendary skateboarder has a pet alligator who writes short stories: Tony Hawk’s Prose Gator.
- When is a bad time to go to the swamp? Any time, (1 O’Croc, 5 O’Croc, 12 O’Croc) you’ll most likely be eating by an alligator.
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- When alligators go camping, they always bring their marsh-mallows.
- What do you get when you cross a duck and an alligator? Quackchompagator.
- An alligator’s favorite part of a newspaper? The business section, for stock market snap-shots.
- What do you call an alligator that takes a rest? A lying crocodile.
- Alligators don’t like high altitudes; they’re more of a sea-level creature.
- Alligators in space? They’d be the first to explore the Mars-shlands.
- The alligator that works at my store is always getting people in trouble He’s a real in-store-gator!
- Alligators don’t do well in hot yoga; they lose their cool too quickly.
- When an alligator starts a blog, it’s all about current events – especially the river currents.
- You’ll never convince an alligator to take on an extra task. He’s already swamped.
- You can always find alligators at the bar, they love anything on the rocks.
- An Ethiopian fell into an alligator pen at San Diego zoo. He ate 5 before they could get him out.
- What do you call alligator repellent? Gator-Raid.
- Never play hide and seek with an alligator; they’re always spotted!
- What do you call an alligator who sells ceramic flooring? A Tile-Rep.
- Alligators don’t use smartphones; they’re more into “croco-dial” phones.
- For decades, my uncle insisted that he was an alligator because he dated the prom queen but we all knew that he was a cayman.
- In the world of cinema, alligators prefer films with a gripping plot – something they can really sink their teeth into.
- An alligator decided to have unprotected s*x. Now he has Gatorades.
- On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla, how sh*tty of a parent are you?
- The alligator rider couldn’t perform that day. He was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.
Do you have a funny pun about Alligator? Write down your one-liners in the comment section below!
