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What do you put in a toaster?
Bread.
Bread.
See lessWhat is the anagram of Alan joke?
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Father: Because your mother loves Easter, it's an anagram. Son: Oh, ok. Thanks, Dad. Father: No problem Alan.
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
See lessFather: Because your mother loves Easter, it’s an anagram.
Son: Oh, ok. Thanks, Dad.
Father: No problem Alan.
What do you call a person without a body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
See lessHow did the hamburger introduce his wife?
Meat patty.
Meat patty.
See lessWhy don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?
It dampens theirs spirits.
It dampens theirs spirits.
See lessWhat did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff.
Cliff.
See lessWhy do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
Because they use honey combs.
See lessWhat is the frayed knot joke?
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes." The rope goes into the bathroom, tangles himself up and frazzles his ends. He walks up to the bartender who says, "Aren't you that rope that was just in here?" And he says, "Sorry, I'm a frayed knot."
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve ropes.” The rope goes into the bathroom, tangles himself up and frazzles his ends. He walks up to the bartender who says, “Aren’t you that rope that was just in here?”
See lessAnd he says, “Sorry, I’m a frayed knot.”
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
See lessWhat do you call a guy with no shins?
Tony.
Tony.
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