30 Funny Chin Jokes And Puns for Double Laughter

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The chin, a humble yet prominent feature of the human face, often doesn’t get the credit it deserves. Think of it as the unsung hero of facial expressions, always there to add that extra bit of character, whether it’s jutting out in determination or quivering in laughter. It’s like the bumper of a car but for your face, helping to define the landscape of our expressions. Some chins are sharp and commanding, giving off superhero vibes, while others are soft and rounded, exuding a friendly charm. This often overlooked feature can transform a smile, shape a frown, and even become the resting place for thoughtful fingers during deep contemplation. It’s no wonder then that chins become the center of some light-hearted jests, leading us to the amusing world of chin jokes.

Chin jokes are the playful jabs of the comedy world, where the chin takes center stage in a lighthearted roast. They’re like a friendly nudge, reminding us not to take ourselves too seriously. These jokes are the perfect way to break the ice, turning a mundane observation about someone’s chin into a moment of shared hilarity. It’s all about the art of noticing the little things and making them big enough to laugh at. Chin jokes prove that humor can be found in the most unexpected places, even right below our noses!

Best Chin Jokes

What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend that she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
The boyfriend told her to keep her chins up.

What do you call a wizard who kisses just below the chin?
A neck romancer.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asks, “Witch one?”

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
And giraffes were born.

Husband: I don’t like three things about you.
Wife: What things?
Husband: Your chin.

What do you call the list of most grossly obese people in the world?
Four-chin 500.

Do you know that it’s no one’s fault if someone has a double chin?
When God said he was handing out Chins, they thought he said, “Gins,” and they must have said, “I’d have a double.”

What do you call it when there are 20 people but only 10 of them have chins?
A ten chin deficit.

Lady goes into a day spa for a milk bath, the attendant asks, ” Do you prefer your milk pasteurized?”
“No thanks, just up to my chin please.”

Did you hear about the guy who got a metal jaw replacement?
He just did it for a tin chin.

What do you call an animal that makes your chin really really cold?
A chinchilla.

Why are people with extra neck fat very daring?
Because four chin favors the brave.

Did you hear about the Chinese baker who is morbidly obese?
He specializes in four chin cookies.

What flowers grow between your nose and your chin?
Two lips.

Do you know what they say about big chins?
“Wow thats a bIg chin.”

A pastor cuts his chin while shaving one Sunday morning.
He hurriedly puts a band-aid on and rushes to his church for the 10:00 am service.
Afterward, a member of the congregation, an older woman, comes up to the pastor and asks, “Excuse me, but what happened to your face?” The pastor replies “I was thinking about my sermon and I cut my chin.” The old lady rolls her eyes and says “Maybe you should think about your chin, and cut your sermons.”

Your forehead is so big, that your face touches your chin.

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Why did the razorbill raise her bill?
To let the sea urchin see her chin.

Why doesn’t Batman cover his chin?
To let the Avengers know that he’s not Thanos.

Did you know there were talks of putting Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore?
But the marble wasn’t hard enough for his chin.

What do you call a greedy Asi*n?
Chin Ching.

What do you call nuts on the wall?
What do you call nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin?
Ya can’t call ’em sh*t because you probably have d*ck in your mouth.

Did you hear about the paleontology intern who broke a dinosaur’s chin?
It was a jaw dropping discovery.

If Jay Leno was a monkey, what kind would he be?
A Chin-panzee.

A man entered an eating contest to try and win the grand prize.
Unfortunately he lost and failed to gain fortunes, but he did gain four chins.

What do you call a helicopter with a pointy chin?
Is called a chin-hook.

Did you hear about the fat Asi*n?
More Chins than China Town.

Did you hear about the chef’s girlfriend?
She’s got so many double chins it looks like she’s staring at you over a plate of pancakes.

Yo mama is so fat, her first and last chins have different area codes.

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Did you hear about the new fat Marvel superhero?
He is from multi-chiniverse!

What do you call Jude Law with a p*nis drawn on his chin?
Lewd Jaw.

What’s the best way to castrate a priest?
Kick the alter boy in the chin.

Do you have a funny Chin joke? Write down your own Chin puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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