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Holi, also known as the festival of colors, is one of the most vibrant and joyous festivals celebrated in India and across the world. This Hindu festival marks the arrival of spring and the victory of good over evil. It’s a time to celebrate with family and friends, drench each other in colorful water, and indulge in traditional sweets and delicacies. While Holi is a festive occasion that is filled with joy and happiness, it’s also a great opportunity to share some laughs with your loved ones.
So, in the spirit of the festival, we’ve put together a collection of hilarious Holi jokes that are sure to add some fun and laughter to your celebrations. Read on to get your daily dose of humor and celebrate this colorful festival with a smile on your face!
Best Holi Jokes in English
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)
Orange you glad it’s Holi and we get to splash each other with colors? Happy Holi!
What does Gabbar say when he shoots someone?
“Bura Na Mano Goli Hai.”
Why did the ghost go to the Holi party?
To get a boo-tiful splash of colors!
Why did Holika refuse to wear sunscreen at the beach?
Because she was already fireproof!
Why did the Indian comedian throw colors at his audience?
To brighten up their day!
What did the traffic light say to the car during Holi?
Don’t stop, just go with the flow of colors!
What do you get when you cross a Holi celebration with a cricket match?
A colorful wicket!
Why did the Gujiya go to the doctor?
Because it had a filling!
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Why did the Holi colors refuse to come out of the washing machine?
Because they dyed trying!
What does one say when you spot a middle finger on the cricket field?
“Bura Na Mano Kohli Hai.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Peas.
(Peas who?)
Peas be with you this Holi! May your life be filled with peace, love, and happiness. Happy Holi!
What does one say when they burp and it smells like crazy?
“Bura Na Mano Mooli Hai.”
Why did the Holi colors get a parking ticket?
Because they were parked illegally on a rainbow!
What did the Gujiya say when it met the Samosa?
“I’m feeling a little fried, how about you?”
What do you say when a kid accidentally shits his pants?
“Bura Na Mano Peeli Hai.”
And when that same kid pees his pants?
“Bura Na Mano Geeli Hai.”
Why did the Thandai go to the doctor?
Because it had a “chill”!
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Iva.
(Iva who?)
Iva been looking forward to celebrating Holi with you! Let’s make some colorful memories together.
Why did the color green refuse to play Holi with the other colors?
Because it was feeling blue!
What do you call a Holi celebration with no colors?
A washout!
What color did the cat use to play Holi with its friends?
Purrr-ple.
What color did the pig use to play Holi with its friends?
MaHOGany.
Did you hear about the man who was standing under the shower for 90 minutes?
He was continuously thinking about how to play water-less Holi and save water.
May this Holi you get,
Vivah’s wife,
Dhoom’s bike,
Don’s life,
Krrish’s josh,
Babul’s dular and Umravjaan’s love.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
On Holi, all colors,
Are just for you!
So pick up some gulal,
And throw it with glee,
Watch your friends turn pink,
And yell, “Hee hee hee!”
Let’s dance and sing,
And eat lots of treats,
Holi is the time,
To forget our defeats.
So come one, come all,
Let’s make a big fuss,
Happy Holi to you,
And lots of colorful dust!
What did one Holi color say to the other when they got lost in the crowd?
“Don’t worry, we’ll dye together.”
What do you call a Holi celebration with no colors?
A bland Holi-day.
What did the painter say to his friend on Holi?
“I can’t wait to brush up on my color-throwing skills!”
What’s the difference between a Holi celebration and a snowball fight?
In a Holi celebration, everyone wins!
Why do people love playing Holi so much?
Because it’s the only time you can make a mess and still have fun!
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What does the wife say when the husband runs with a lot of luggage at the station?
“Bura Na Mano Coolie Hai.”
Why did the Holi colors go to the gym?
They wanted to work on their tone and hue-mor.
What do you call a Holi celebration with lots of ice cream?
A colorful sundae party!
What do you get when you mix Holi and Halloween?
A spooky celebration of colors and frights!
What do you call a Holi celebration with lots of selfies?
A colorful photo op!
What did Holika say when she realized her plan failed?
“I’m fired!”
What do you call a festival where everyone throws colors at each other?
A hue-nique celebration!
Why did the Puran Poli refuse to go to the Holi celebration?
Because it was feeling too “stuffed” from all the other festivities!
Why did the dad get mad at his son on Holi?
Because he dyed his hair red!
Why did the man refuse to attend the Holika Dahan celebration?
Because he was afraid he would end up smelling like smoke and become the “toast” of the town!
Knock, knock!
(Who’s there?)
Holi.
(Holi who?)
Holi moly, you’re covered in colors!
Why should you start talking about global warming when you meet a woman in Holi?
It’s a real icebreaker.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Rang.
(Rang who?)
Rang barse, bheege chunar wali!
What do you say when you fall for a girl who used to tie rakhi in school?
“Bura Na Mano Muh-Boli Hai.”
How do you know when Holi is over?
When you run out of gulal!
What do you call a person who plays Holi with eggs?
Andaaz Apna Apna!
In conclusion, Holi is a festival of colors and joy, and what better way to spread joy than through laughter?! We hope our collection of Holi jokes has added a dash of humor to your celebrations and brought a smile to your face. Don’t forget to share these jokes with your loved ones and spread the laughter. From all of us here at HumorNama, we wish you a happy and colorful Holi 2023!
