Mardi Gras is a time for revelry, parades, and all things festive, but what would this carnival season be without some good old-fashioned humor? That’s why we’ve put together a collection of the funniest Mardi Gras jokes to help you celebrate in style.
From puns about king cakes to jabs at the outrageous costumes, our jokes cover all the classic Mardi Gras traditions. So, whether you’re looking to make your friends laugh or just need a pick-me-up during the season, our collection of Mardi Gras jokes is sure to have you in stitches. So grab a slice of king cake and get ready to celebrate with some good humor and laughter!
Best Mardi Gras Jokes
What did Caeser eat at the Mardi Gras?
Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pics of girls at Mardi Gras?
Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography.
Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and king cake!
Why did the king cake go to the doctor?
It had too many fillings!
Why is it called Fat Tuesday?
Because after all the food and drinks, you feel a little more “fat”!
What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?
“I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
Why is Mardi Gras the best time to wear body glitter?
You won’t be mistaken for a stripper.
What do you call a Mardi Gras party with no food?
A Fat Tuesday diet!
Why was the Mardi Gras clown so funny?
Because he had a lot of jester-tude!
Why did the Mardi Gras queen visit the library?
To check out some krewe-tive inspiration!
What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with lots of dogs?
A barkus parade!
Alpaca the beads, you catch the doubloons – let’s go to the Mardi Gras parade!
What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?
A krewe-sade of presidential masks!
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What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?
Why did the chicken cross the road during Mardi Gras?
To get to the other parade!
How is the recession hurting Mardi Gras?
Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!
What’s the issue with jogging during Mardi Gras?
The ice falls out of your drinks!
Have you read JK Rowling’s new book on Mardi Gras?
The title of the book is “Fantastic Beads and Where to Find Them.”
Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras season? Let’s celebrate!
What if Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras?
It would be called Beauty and the Beads.
Why did the Mardi Gras reveler feel conflicted on Ash Wednesday?
They weren’t sure if they should give up partying or give up giving things up!
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Why does Mardi Gras serve as a reminder of how much inflation alters things?
Beads used to buy you the island of 28. Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.
How does a Mardi Gras procession on Bourbon Street begin?
Roll a 40 down the street.
What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?
What is Pi Day?
It’s like Fat Tuesday but without all the calories and sex!
Why did the banana wear a tutu to the Mardi Gras party?
Because it wanted to be a fruit loop in a world full of Cheerios!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
To get Mardi Gras beads.
What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that takes place during Lent?
A krewe-sade of repentance!
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What did the pirate say when he saw his Mardi Gras costume for the first time?
“Arrrr, matey, this be a treasure of a costume!”
Do you have a hilarious Mardi Gras joke? Post your own Mardi Gras puns in the comment section below!
I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras. Now I watch YouTube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.