Welcome to the world of IPL jokes in 2023, where cricket fanatics from around the globe come together to poke a little light-hearted fun at their favorite teams and players. In the high-pressure cauldron of the Indian Premier League, it’s not just the players who strive to hit it out of the park, but also the witty spectators who can’t resist a good chuckle as they deliver hilarious quips and puns.
From cheeky one-liners about dropped catches to rib-tickling memes featuring a batsman’s ‘dismal’ strike rate, we’ve got it all here in our collection of IPL humor. So, whether you’re a die-hard fan of the Mumbai Indians or you’re cheering on the Royal Challengers Bangalore, it’s time to loosen up, sit back, and let the laughter flow as you join us in relishing the lighter side of the most entertaining cricket league in the world.
Best Indian Premier League Jokes
What’s the difference between the WWE and IPL?
IPL fans still believe in kayfabe.
Which time of the year is best for singles?
April and May due to IPL.
What did the Indian Premier League gambling addicts name their daughter?
What happens when an Indian middle-class kid asks his father for a BMW?
He says that he will buy when RCB wins IPL.
What does a Mumbai Indian fan say when a rival fan mentions Ambani?
“Mi not interested in this.”
What did the gambler say after last night’s IPL game?
“Gambling has really helped me get back on my feet because I lost my car last night.”
What do you call a Rajasthan Royals team meeting?
A royal gathering of underdogs!
Which IPL team is full of comedians?
What do Delhi Capitals and a chameleon have in common?
They both keep changing their colors and names, hoping to find the winning combination!
Did you hear about the man whose wife left him because he is a compulsive IPL gambler?
The husband says, “I’d do anything to win her back.”
Why did CSK sign Ben Stokes?
They thought he could be the “Stokes” of genius they needed to dominate the IPL!
Once, the Sholay movie team participated in IPL.
Surprisingly, Gabbar’s bowlers give away 200 runs in extras. Why?
Because the wicket-keeper was Thakur.
Why did Rilee Rossouw join the Delhi Capitals?
Because he thought he could bring a “Rilee” good change to the team’s fortune!
How can you win the Karnataka elections?
By making a promise that you would make sure RCB lifts the trophy.
Why did the Gujarat Titans pick Lockie Ferguson in the auction?
Because they wanted to lock the victory with him!
Why do RCB fans make great environmentalists?
Because they’re used to recycling hope every season!
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What’s the difference between prayer in a temple and prayer during an IPL match?
In an IPL match, you really mean it.
Why did the IPL team sign a potato as a player?
They needed a better “spinner” for their “bowl”ing attack!
Why don’t RCB fans need coffee?
Because their team’s performance keeps them awake at night!
The husband came home from the bar four hours late last night.
“Where the f#$k have you been?” screamed his wife.
The husband said, “I’ve been betting on IPL match with some blokes.”
“Gambling with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” the husband said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”
Why did the Gujarat Titans team go to the doctor?
They were feeling a little Rashid.
Why did the Sunrisers Hyderabad team hire a magician as their coach?
They wanted to learn the magic of turning losses into wins.
What do you call a Royal Challengers Bangalore fan with a trophy?
What’s the difference between a Sunrisers Hyderabad player and a time traveler?
A time traveler actually knows when they’re going to perform!
Why did the Chennai Super Kings become accountants?
They’re experts at maintaining a good run rate!
Yamraj: Gon on, speak child, what is your last wish?
Boy: I want to see RCB win.
Yamraj: Clever fella wants to be immortal!
Why did the Kolkata Knight Riders start a bakery?
They wanted to make the perfect “Knight” of doughnuts and pastries!
What do you get when you cross IPL and a popular TV show?
Game of Throws!
Why did the Delhi Capitals hire Ricky Ponting as their coach?
Because they were hoping some of his “Punter’s luck” would rub off on them and finally help them clinch the IPL trophy!
Why did the Mumbai Indians cross the road?
To get to the Wankhede Stadium!
Why did the RCB fan become a detective?
To finally solve the mystery of when “Ee Sala Cup Namde” will come true!
Why did the Kolkata Knight Riders’ coach go to a comedy club?
He wanted to learn how to deliver a “spinner”!
Once a class teacher asked the students of his class, “Children, the way the popularity of cricket has increased due to the arrival of IPL 20-20 cricket today, similarly, if the pattern of your exams is also changed, how can these exams be made more and more exciting?
All the children are silent. No one could think of an answer.
When no one spoke for a long time, Pappu stood up to answer this question. The teacher knew his mischievous mind.
For once, he rolled his eyes even without wanting to say, “Ok tell me quickly what do you want to suggest?”
Pappu, “Sir, our paper should be of one hour and 20 minutes.”
The teacher asked, “What else do you want to say?”
Pappu replied, “After every twenty minutes, students should get a two-minute ‘strategic time out’ to talk among themselves.”
The teacher asked, “What more?”
Pappu explained, “Students should also get a ‘free hit’ during the examination, in which they can write the answer to any one question as per their choice.,
The teacher (growing impatient) asked, “Anything more you want to add?”
Pappu said, “Yes, in the first 20 minutes there should be a power play in which the exam invigilator should stay out of the room.
The teacher said, “Very good! What else do you want?”
Pappu in the end, “And after every 20 minutes the ‘cheer leaders’ come to the room and dance for two minutes!”
Why did the Mumbai Indians’ batsman wear a suit to the match?
He wanted to be dressed for success!
What did the Rajasthan Royals team say to the other teams in the IPL?
“We’ll crush you with our Boult-ing attack!”
Why did the Mumbai Indians fan go to the beach?
To catch some Mexican wave.
Why did the Sunrisers Hyderabad team’s mascot get kicked out of the stadium?
He kept yelling “Sunrise Hyderabad, Rise and Shine!” during the night games.
Do you have another IPL joke? Post your own IPL puns in the comment section below.
एक दिन एक आदमी अपने दोस्त के साथ IPL देख रहा था। भोजपुरी कमेंट्री सुनकर वह बहुत खुश हो गया। उसके दोस्त ने पूछा, “भोजपुरी कमेंट्री सुनकर तुम्हें क्या अच्छा लगता है?”
वह आदमी हंसते हुए बोला, “जब वे कहते हैं ‘धोबी पछाड़!’ तो मुझे लगता है कि मैं अपनी बचपन के दिनों में अपनी गांव की खेतिहर क्रिकेट खेल रहा हूं।” 😄