Summer is coming or let’s just say that it’s here. The heat waves are currently affecting several parts of the globe. The scorching heat is no joke anymore, but the people’s collective anguish has driven them to cling to a key life asset: humor. Although they may be suffering on the inside, we all know that humor can help to soothe those burns. We have aggregated some of the funny It’s Hotter Than Jokes that people are sharing all over the Internet.
Check out the video below which is a brilliant stand-up from Jim Gaffigan on summer.
Best It’s Hotter Than Jokes
1. It’s hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire.
2. It’s hotter than Kevin’s mom out there!
3. It’s hotter than knobs out here.
4. It’s hotter than a horny housewife reading 50 shades of grey at the Magic Mike XXL premiere
5. It’s hotter than 40 hells out/in here!
6. It’s hotter than two rats fuckin’ in a wool sock.
7. It’s hotter than a whore house on nickel night!
8. It’s hotter than balls out here, huge, sweaty balls!
9. It’s hotter than a Three Peckered Billy Goat.
10. It’s hotter than Satan’s ballsack.
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11. It’s hotter than blue blazes.
12. It’s hotter than Satan’s gooch.
13. It’s hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch.
14. It’s hotter than a three balled tom cat.
15. It’s hotter than Hades out here.
16. It’s hotter than Africa out there.
17. It’s hotter than a slave ship.
18. It’s hotter than a dancing bobcat.
19. It’s hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers.
20. It’s hotter than a street light.
21. It’s hotter than a whore’s belly after a hard night’s work.

22. It’s hotter than 400 out there.
23. It’s hotter than a fat bitch in a biscuit.
24. It’s hotter than a muthafucka.
25. It’s hotter than a three dollar pistol.
26. It’s hotter than a flicker’s nest.
27. It’s hotter than an otter’s pocket
28. It is hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai.
29. It is hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof.
30. It is hotter than balls on rye.
31. It is hotter than a handbag of whore’s piss.
32. It is hotter than a whore in church.
33. It is hotter than noon on the fourth of July.
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34. It is hotter than a hoochie coochie.
35. It’s hotter than Dante’s butthole!
36. It’s hotter than dog shit in a skillet.
37. It’s hotter than a “Great White” show.
38. It’s hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track.
39. It’s hotter than a tittle widdle.
40. It is hotter than wolf pussy on a full moon.
41. It’s hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast.
42. It’s hotter than a 2-dicked dog.
43. It’s hotter than Hitler’s ovens in here.

44. It’s hotter than the hinges on the gates to hell.
45. It’s hotter than Georgia asphalt.
46. It’s hotter than the space between my doubles D’s and beer belly.
47. It’s hotter than a Georgia bucket of shit.
48. It’s hotter than 6 fat bitches in a minivan with no AC fighting over a chicken nugget.
49. It’s hotter than a monkey’s bum.
50. It’s hotter than Lucifer’s scrotum!
51. It’s hotter than a red head’s temper.
52. It’s hotter than two ticks on a hound dog.
53. It’s hotter than a witch’s tit.
54. It’s hotter than a meth pipe on payday.
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55. It’s hotter than the inside of a yeast infected snatch.
56. It’s hotter than the backside of a fat man’s balls.
57. It’s hotter than a fresh fucked sheep.
58. It’s hotter than Arrakis in here!
59. It’s hotter than a stripper’s crotch on half-price lap dance night!
60. It’s hotter than a Mexican hemorrhoid.
61. It’s hotter than a fart on a griddle.
62. It’s hotter than chilli pepper on the Fourth of July.
63. It’s hotter than a rattlesnake’s taint.
64. It’s hotter than a red-headed roofer in July!
65. It’s hotter than a camel’s pussy.
66. It’s hotter than a metal spoon in a rehab center.
67. It’s hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato’s house.

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68. It’s hotter than a hooker’s doorknob on payday.
69. It’s hotter than a meth pipe on payday.
70. It’s hotter than a bunsen burner turned up all the way.
71. It’s hotter than a computer after 10 hours of Minecraft.
72. It’s hotter than a Goron’s ass crack.
73. It’s hotter than Satan’s asshole after Taco Tuesday.
74. It’s hotter than habanero kewchie outside.
75. It’s hotter than Channing Tatum outside.
76. It’s hotter than Alabama fans after that National Championship loss.
77. It’s hotter than 5 fat bitches in a 1998 honda civic with no AC.
78. It’s hotter than 4 fat bitches fighting in a phone booth over a McDouble.
79. It’s hotter than a spoon at Bobby Brown’s house.
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80. It’s hotter than a Ben Joyce fastball out there.
81. It’s hotter than a mentally unstable single mom today.
82. It’s hotter than a Lil Wayne mixtape outside.
83. It’s hotter than a chainsaw in an Adair County pawn shop.
84. It’s hotter than Pelosi’s afterlife out here.
85. It’s hotter than a Billy goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
86. It’s hotter than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!
87. It’s hotter than a redneck almost jumping a bonfire out here.
88. It’s hotter than Stetson Bennett in the 4th quarter of the National Championship game outside!
89. It’s hotter than a jalapeños armpit.
90. It’s hotter than a teaspoon in a trap house outside.
91. It’s hotter than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.
92. It’s hotter than a ghost pepper in a volcano.
93. He’s hotter than a blacksmith’s forge.
94. It’s hotter than a sauna in Death Valley.
95. She’s hotter than a summer day in Miami.
96. It’s hotter than a chili pepper eating contest.
97. He’s hotter than a flaming comet streaking through the sky.
98. It’s hotter than a fire-breathing dragon’s breath.
99. She’s hotter than a Texas summer day.
100. It’s hotter than a bonfire on the beach.
101. He’s hotter than a hot-air balloon soaring over the desert.
102. It’s hotter than a red-hot branding iron.
103. She’s hotter than a furnace in full blast.
104. It’s hotter than the flames of hell.
105. He’s hotter than a rocket ship blasting off into space.
106. It’s hotter than a habanero pepper eating contest.
107. She’s hotter than a campfire on a summer night.
108. It’s hotter than a welding torch on steel.
109. He’s hotter than a Phoenix rising from the ashes.
110. It’s hotter than a blazing inferno.
Got better It’s gonna be hotter than jokes or sayings? Let us know in the comment section below!
Hotter than Satan’s taint…
Hotter than a meth pipe on pay day 🙄
Might want to replace #33 “…hotter than an Aborigine’s ball sack” with a non-racist joke.
How is that racist?
Shut the F up
It’s not “hotter than a snakes belly in a wagon rut”. It should be about feeling bad or sick ” I feel lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut”
It’s hotter than a gypsy with a mortgage
It’s hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit outside!