33 Funny Hot Weather Jokes To Beat The Heat

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Hot Weather Jokes

We know from our early geography lessons that the earth gets its seasons from its axial tilt. Because of this for half of the year, the northern hemisphere of the earth is tilted towards the Sun and for the other half of the year, the same applies for it’s the southern hemisphere. So June to August should give the entire northern hemisphere a nice warm summer right? Yeah, not exactly because the earth is only tilted by a small amount i.e., 23.5 degrees which means during the day the Equator is always facing the Sun and always getting the brunt of those rays. The further north or south you go from the equator, the more spread-out the sun’s rays get and the less heat is transferred.

Temperatures have been climbing for the past few weeks, causing widespread discomfort. So we created some hilarious hot weather jokes for the people to help them stay cool.

Best Hot Weather Jokes 

On hot summer days, what do cats eat?

A mice-cream cone!

It’s so hot, it smells like bacon.

In the summertime, what do you call a dog?

A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.

It’s so hot, I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska.

When can you say, “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can deny it?

Summer Solstice.

It’s so hot, if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly.

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It’s so hot that I got into a heated debate with my ex-wife and I said if you can’t stand the heat get off the grill.

It’s so hot that my computer froze.

Boy: Would you want to be the sun in my life?

Girl: Aww..that’s so sweet, of course.

Boy: All right, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

I’m literally sweating like someone who works in a warehouse without air conditioning.

What makes a priest sweat in the summer?


It’s so hot in the shade, I decided to stay in the sun.

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Son: Dad, can you tell me when is the Summer solstice.

Dad: No sun.

It’s so hot that we use our seat belts for branding iron.

How many seasons are there in California?

We have four – hot, really hot, hotter than hot and are you kidding me hot.

It’s so hot, ice cube changed his name to puddle.

It’s so hot, Bill Clinton slept with Hillary just to cool off.

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I am sweating like Prince Andrew outside Mothercare.

It’s so hot, my car’s truck nuts are touching the road.

Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?

Because a corner is 90 degrees.

It’s hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

It’s so hot in Phoenix that all of the petting zoos are now KFC.

Son: Dad, how hot is the sun?

Dad: Very hot son! Infact, if there were just 999 more suns the heat would be nearly equivalent to my hatred for your mother.

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It’s so hot, Kanye West stepped out of the spotlight.

In the spring, what did the Earth say to the sun?

You need to lighten up, mate.

What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned?

Well red.

Why don’t football players feel the heat?

Because they have fans.

It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen and it played Waterworld.

I started using Only Fans and damn it’s hot.

I’m waiting for a technician to come to fix my air conditioner.

Why doesn’t the Sun attend college?

It need not, because it literally has a billion degrees and is already in UNIVERSity

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On a tropical beach, what do you call Gnasher?

A hot dog!

What is the best letter to have in the summer morning?

Iced T.

What happens when garlic feels hot?

Takes all its cloves off.

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