With the arrival of June, the world is in full bloom and so is our humor. June jokes add a splash of sunshine and whimsy to our daily conversations, warming our spirits just as the summer sun warms the earth. This collection of jokes brings together quips about summer vacations, Father’s Day puns, June weddings, and a playful nod to the joys of beach days and barbecues.
They’re perfect icebreakers for summer parties or just to share a laugh with friends on a lazy, sunny afternoon. Remember, the key to a great June joke is to keep it light, breezy, and as vibrant as a summer day.
Best June Jokes
Why should June 1st always be known as Norman Osborn Day?
Because it marks the end of May.
Why Pride Month shouldn’t have been in June?
It should be in August. After all, pride comes before the fall.
Did you hear about the wife and the husband who just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust?
They call her Summer for short.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
June.
(June who?)
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?!
What did the stubborn man say in summer?
“I’m sticking with my citrus diet until June… Cumquat May.”
Why do truck drivers love the 1st day of June?
Only four more sleeps ’til Christmas.
Recommended: July Jokes
Why should you cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life?
They are Cancer.
June Bugs are like College Dropouts
They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don’t see them anymore.
What comes out briefly but once a year?
Companies in June.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
June.
(June who?)
June your engines, it’s time for summer fun!
What did May tell June when they were fighting?
“Don’t July to me.”
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet?
A May-Sayer.
One day, a wife asked her husband to flip the calendar to the next month.
To his surprise, the calendar skipped from April to June. He turned to tell her that they were missing a month.
She said, “What’s the matter? You look dis-Mayed…”
Why don’t we always see bees before June?
Because those are May Bees.
Recommended: May Jokes
What do you call a bee that might have been born before June?
A maybe.
Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use-by date?
It was May-ham.
What is Brian May’s son called?
Brian June.
What is the nicest day of the year?
June 9th.
What comes at the end of June?
E.
April and June were dating.
The couple had been together many years, and, as far as one could tell from the outside were very happy together. But June had always felt as though there was something between them, something holding them back- something that April was keeping a secret.
As time went by, June got the impression that April was drifting away, and becoming colder. With every day, it felt as though the gap between them grew wider and wider. June had a suspicion as to what the cause might be a little hussy by the name of May, who lived on the way from April’s home to June’s. June had seen the way May always made eyes at April when they walked past… she always looked smug, as though she knew something June didn’t.
One day, the paranoia became simply too much for June. With nowhere else to turn, June enlisted the help of August, a private investigator, to track April’s movements, and find out if there really were some grounds to June’s fears.
August, a diligent detective, set about the task immediately, watching April night and day. No single action, no matter how trivial, escaped August’s notice. Each detail was meticulously recorded in a journal.
One day, about a week later, there was a knock at June’s door. Nervous to the point of shaking, June opened the door to find August, journal in hand, and with a solemn expression.
“I have bad news, June…”
“What? What is it?” June panicked, grabbing August by the collar. “Tell me!”
“I… don’t know how to say this, June… I’m sorry. Read the last entry…”
With a grimace, August handed June the notebook, already open to the most recent page. June’s eyes scanned down the rows of neat notes, to the very last ones, listed as occuring just 20 minutes prior: April showers. Brings May flowers.
How do you stop a dog barking in July?
Shoot him in June.
What do you call a striker playing a June match?
A spring forward.
Do you know little Johnny and his childhood crush are marrying next year?
Hers is in January and his in June.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
June.
(June who?)
June wish it was summer all year long?!
What would have happened if Hank Snow married June Carter?
Six inches of Snow in June.
What do gymnasts use to season their food in June, July, and August?
Somersault.
Why do pirates hate May, June July, and August?
Because they don’t have Arrrrrs in them.
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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Omelette.
(Omelette who?)
Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day.
A father said to his kid that everything would be back to normal by June.
So the kid told him yesterday, “Julyed.”
What’s the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?
One’s a flag day and the other’s a gag day!
Why did green goblin name his glider June?
Because it was the end of May.
A blonde went to city hall to register to vote.
The clerk asked her, “When is your birthday?” She replied, “June 10.”
The clerk asked, “What year?”
The blonde said, “Every year.”
Does anyone remember when a holiday somehow managed to impregnate a month!?
It looks like Christmas came in July!
Why does the NBA finish in June?
She likes it.
Why do gay people have parades in June?
Because Pride comes before the fall!
Recommended: Pride Month Memes
Why do lions stay with their families in June?
Because that’s Pride Month!
Do you know that June came before May and April?
It was a spectacular threesome.
Why June 9th is national sex day?
Coz 6/9.
Unleash your comedic genius and spin some humor around the month of June! Whether it’s about summer vacations or the changing seasons, we’re excited to see what funny and creative angles you can come up with. Let the jests begin!
You’re like school in June. No class.
Why do we celebrate LGBT+ folks in June instead of October?
Because Pride cometh before the Fall.