Every day, Juan would sit on his porch with a big grin, ready to share the latest Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes with anyone who passed by. These jokes, a clever twist on English words, are like verbal tacos, packed with layers of humor that surprise you with their spice. They’re not just jokes; they’re a blend of wit, culture, and a playful take on language that brings people together for a good laugh.

Mexican jokes are like salsa. Mild for some, fiery for others, but always leaving you wanting more. Whether it’s cracking up at the grocery store or during lunchtime at school, these jokes have a way of making everyone feel like part of one big, laughing family.

Best Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes

Chicken Wing: My wife plays the lottery so CHICKEN WING some money.
Juarez: My vieja slapped me and I said JUAREZ your problem!
Pitcher: I got my license back so now I have to get my PITCHER taken again.
Wheelchair: Their is only 1 taco left, so WHEEL CHAIR.
Jamaican: After work, I came home and asked my wife, “Hey hunny, what JAMAICAN for dinner?”
Mushroom: When my family gets in the car there’s not MUSHROOM left!
Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another woman and I told her that honey HARASSMENT nothing to me.
Ice Mocha: I am really thirsty right now because ICE MOCHA Lotta weed.
Chicken: My wife wants me to go to the store pero CHICKEN go herself!
Division: After the freak accident with the flying burrito, El doctor said DIVISION in my left eye is almost 20/20 again.
Liver and Cheese: I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ‘Ey vato LIVER alone CHEESE with me!!’
July: You told me you loved me but JULY to me!
Chicken Finger: I caught my wife cheating on me, I don’t need her no more, CHICKEN FINGER herself.
Puta: Eh! PUTA phone down and get back to work.
EyeBrows: When I go to the food store, EYE BROWS around for the best prices.
Sofa King: My homie decided to steal some wheels from a cop, so I said to him, “Why are you SOFA KING stupid!”
Texas: My stupid friend don’t call no more, jus TEXAS me.
Peach: My son plays baseball, he likes to PEACH the ball.
Cheapest: I told my Maria a funny joke, and CHEAPEST her pants!
Tissue: Hey Vato if you don no how to do it, let me TISSUE.

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Batman and Robin: He’s a very BATMAN. He’s been ROBIN everybody.
Chicken Strip: Órale wei! This bitch is fookin ugly, but CHICKEN STRIP!
Jewish: My carnelito asked to drive me carucho and I say JEWISH.
Butternuts: She told me she was a woman BUTTERBUTS told me different.
Canoli: I CANOLI jack off with one hand at a time.
Harassment: Orale vato my vieja caught me in bed with my sancha pero that’s okay ### I told her that HARASSMENT nothing to me!’
Cashew: Like I’ll CASHEW outside, how bout dat?!
Frito: The police had no evidence on me and said I was FRITO go.
Brief: My homie farted so bad I couldn’t BRIEF.
Pikachu: My dad took us to the shoe store and he said, “Ok, PIKACHU so we can go.”
Bishop: We went to the movies and Lupe fell down and I had to pick the BISHOP!
Herpes: Me and my ruca, we order pizza. I got my piece and she got HERPES!
Water: My viejia gets mad and i don’t even know WATER problem is!
Sodas: My ruca cooks good and SODAS her sister.
Hachet: I ate so many tacos HACHET my pants!
Catch: He has to go to the bank to get some CATCH.
Horchata: You can stop talking sh*t, HORCHATA f#ck up!
Chow: Go take a CHOW-er!
Pikachu: Hey girl let me PIKACHU in the shower.
Nascar: Hey man that’s a NASCAR.. Where’d you get it?!

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Portuguese: Hey Man, you left your Portuguese over there!
Wooden: I tried to drive it, but it WOODEN start.
Choo Choo: I have a gun and if you break into my house I will CHOO CHOO!
Caesar: Nobody thinks she’s real cause he never CAESAR.
Journey: Remember last week when we played football? And you hurt JOURNEY!
Indigent: INDIGENT? Nah I’m in Ta’ thrash.
Cedar: Maria wasn’t wearing any panties because I CEDAR coochie.
Lecture: Mi madre always told me “LECTURE conscious be your guide.”
Ambition and Water: My old lady is always yelling, AMBITION at me. I don’t know WATER damn problem is?
Dixie:Carlos lifeguards at a nude beach. The number of DIXIE sees each season would shock you.
Chicken Slider: My lady told me to wear something loose so CHICKEN SLIDER hands down my pants. I said, “Ok!”
Tuba: Hector went to Home Depot because he needed another TUBA four.
Dorky: I always make sure that I have my DORKY before leaving the house.
Seashore: My baby got her report card from school SEASHORE is smart.
Cannabis: Carlos wondered to himself, “CANNABIS go 100 MPH?”
Minnow: My uncle can’t steer a boat for nothing , so let MINNOW if you find a better captain.
Believing: I’ve been at the bar all night, I’ll BELIEVING soon!
Lysol: I need a new girlfriend, mine LYSOL the time.
Dozen: Juanita gets angry at her husband when he DOZEN help out with the kids.
Omelette: Jose’s padre told him, “Since you got a good report card, OMELETTE you stay out your normal curfew tonight.”

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Diet: Maria told Julia, “If you don’t like the color your hair you can always DIET to another color.”
Dragon: Some talks with my senora seem to DRAGON forever!
Blueberry: The roof of my house is gone, that wind BLUEBERRY hard.
Bald: Juanita BALD her eyes out when her beloved pet chihuahua ran away from home.
Dubai: Juan broke his cellphone so he had DUBAI a new one.
Himalayan: My dad got so drunk last night that I found HIMALAYAN out in the street this morning!
Denise: Hey Gringo, this working in the fields is as hard on the back as it is on DENISE.
Smirnoff: It’s so hot out here, yo eyebrows SMIRNOFF!
Budweiser: My homie said to me, “Your ruca has a smoking body, BUDWEISER face so ugly?”
Mango: Ladies if he doesn’t bring you tacos you need to let that MANGO!
Odyssey: Hey Homes, I know it looks like I got my a$$ kicked but you ODYSSEY the other guy!
Dune: Juan asked Maria if she wasn’t DUNE anything on Saturday if she wanted to goto a movie.
Cheese: Juanita likes me but CHEESE ugly.
Rectum: I had 2 cars but my wife RECTUM both.
Duress: Carlos asked Anita, “I’m full. DO you want DURESS of my burrito?”
Shoulder: This lady wanted see what was under my coat, so I SHOULDER.
Disney: I went to see doctor and he said, “Which knee hurts, dat knee or DISNEY?”
Pasta: Juan never felt as much pain as when he PASTA kidney stone.
Urinal: My wife asked me why do I lock the bathroom door? I said because it’s my escape from you. URINAL my business enough already.
Mayonnaise: MAYONNAISE alot of Mexcians in that car!

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Dilate: Jose is living a great life and hopes to DILATE.
Gringo: I had to yell at the car in front of me, “It’s GRINGO!”
Debate: I went fishing this morning but didn’t catch chit because el fish wouldn’t take DEBATE.
Safari: My boss promised me a raise but SAFARI hasn’t paid me.
Seizure: Mija, jur not going out like dat! I can SEIZURE a$$ hanging out that skirt you hoochie.
Eastern: Jose is hoping that it is EASTERN to won the lottery.
Seashore: Karen is always pointing and yelling at me. Seashore is a bitch.
Hoochie: My girl found another girl’s number in my phone and yelled “Tell me hoochie is, before I stab you!!”
U.S. Mail: Man, wipe you a$$, U.S. MAIL like dog shit.
Cheeses: Christmas is the day we celebrate the birth of baby CHEESES.
Pizza Chip: Ju stole my girlfriend ju PIZZA CHIP.
gruesome: When Marsol saw her nephew for the first time in several years, she exclaimed, “Wow, you really GRUESOME.”
Keychain: Mama never left the house, she was always in the KEYCHAIN.
Eclipse: I always go to Jose at the barber shop. I like the way ECLIPSE my hair.
Defender: Hector was furious when he saw a dent on DEFENDER of his new car.
Rustle: Juan warned Jose, “That RUSTLE ruin your car if you don’t repair it immediately.”
Elixir: Maria got a new puppy and she loves when ELIXIR face.
Charcoal: I stay on the beach or else a CHARCOAL get me.
Acute: Maria bumped into her friend at the mall and said, “That’s ACUTE outfit you’re wearing.”
Escape: When things aren’t going well in a team sport, people are always looking for ESCAPE goat.

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Michelob: I grabbed my ruca and I told her, I wanna MICHELOB to you.
Wooden Chair: Maria is mad at me because I WOODEN CHAIR my tacos.
Mustache: We were drinking at Julio’s house when his wife pulls up. He jumps up and says, “Hurry, we MUSTACHE all of the empty bottles or she’s gonna be pi$$ed.”
Alaska and Sheila: I wanna go drink so ALASKA my wife, maybe SHEILA me?
August and July: Ju say AUGUST of wind blew my weed away. i know JULY because I saw you smoking it.
Surface: Maria asked Julie about wealthy Sonia, “WHy SURFACE look so sad all the time?”
Esteem: Julia asked her dry cleaner, “ESTEEM good for getting out wrinkles?”
Bodywash: No BODYWASH CNN because they are fake news.
Hurdle: When Pedro tried to explain why he didn’t have his homework, the teacher said, “I’ve HURDLE the excuses before”
Eureka: Jose told his amigo at the bar, “EUREKA whiskey. Your esposa will not be happy when you get home.”
Alderaan: I’m looking for love in ALDERAAN places.
Whirlpool: At halftime, the coach assured his team, “WHIRLPOOL ourselves together and have a better second half and win this game.”
Europe: Antonio’s senorita doesn’t trust him and told him, “I know that EUROPE to no good.”
Hire: Jose smoked too much pot at the party and was HIRE than a kite.
Exposure: The policia warned carlos, “If you EXPOSURE self in public again you will see jail time.”
Ransom: I was late for work, so I walked a little… then I RANSOM.
Puma: I asked my girl to PUMA finger after we had tacos. Needless to say I’m single now.
Cheat: I almost CHEAT myself.
Eyeball: Maria says that I am sensitive because EYEBALL at sad movies.
Asphalt: Juan crashing his car was his own dumb ASPHALT, shouldn’t of been making a taco while driving.

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Hoosier: My wife wanted me to talk dirty to her, so I said, “HOOSIER daddy?”
Yukon: A good teacher once told Maria, “YUKON be whatever you want when you grow up.”
Defense: I tried to go to American, but DEFENSE was in the way.
Oreo: Juanita’s favorite band is OREO speed wagon.
Jubilee: JUBILEE this bitch done stole my taco truck?!
Barrel: Hey Ese! Be careful when you go camping. Don’t go alone out in the woods or a BARREL eat you a$$.
Federal: Anita was hungry so I FEDERAL the chips and salsa that I had in Mi Casa.
Aisle: As Jose was leaving the bar, he told his amigos, “AISLE see ya later.”
Felon: I slipped in dog poop and FELON my butt.
Hail: When mama saw the mess in the kid’s playroom, she yelled, “What the HAIL happened in here?”
Fetus: Jose asked his madre, “If I bring some amigos home with me for dinner do have you have enough tacos to FETUS all?”
Sublime: Juan the bartender had to SUBLIME in his drinks when he ran out of lemons.
Anguish: It’s your birthday so I wanted to call ANGUISH you a Happy Birthday.
Hersheys: My sister got hurt today, but thankfully I HERSHEYS okay!
Fixture: Juan called his girlfriend at work and said, “I FIXTURE broken oven so now you can make me some dinner when you get home.”
Sheet Music: I like most music but I think rap is SHEET MUSIC.
Herbivore: She sez I got her pregnant but I never seen HERBIVORE.
Highway: Carlos smokes too much pot and is HIGHWAY too often.
Florist: I fell on my a$$ this morning. Our new kitchen FLORIST very slippery.
Foreigner: It doesn’t take many beers to get Maria drunk and she’s got FOREIGNER already.

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FORTY: Anit and Carlos have new neighbors from England so they invited them over FORTY.
Delight: Motel seis we’ll leave DELIGHT on for ju.
Jalapeño: I hate nosy people, especially those who get all JALAPEÑO business.
Jupiter: Hey Nino! JUPITER clean your room before dinner.
Sochi: I asked my wife to make me some tacos, SOCHI did.
Washing: Hey! Why you change the channel? I was WASHING that.
Terror: If Maria keeps telling lies about me, my sister says she’s going to TERROR a new one.
Frankincense: Mi amigo Frank is psychic. if something bad is about to happen FRANKINCENSE it.
Pigment: Juanita cried when her pet pig died. That PIGMENT the world to her.
Furlong: Jose is getting married next week so he won’t be a free man FURLONG.
ICE MELTED: Dang homes. My grandma farted and after ICE MELTED I almost threw up.
Toilet: Ju never know how many tacos ju ate till its TOILET!
Peter Pans: My wife got so drunk last night that she didn’t even notice that she PETER PANS.
Soldier: Sorry Karen, but I SOLDIER dog Dave to buy tequila…
Wood Chip: Maria won’t eat hard candy for fear it WOOD CHIP her teeth.
Garden: Antonio just got a job as a security GARDEN the mall.
Hatchet: No matter how long our chicken sat on her egg, she couldn’t HATCHET.
Generate: Before he was a she Bruce GENERATE wheaties and was even on its cereal box.
Ice Water: Maria’s ICE WATER up at sad movies.
Gillette: After Sofia yelled at Jose, Juan said to him, “Why GILLETTE her talk to you like that?”

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Gypsum: Carlos is a crooked businessman and when it comes to his customers he he tries to GYPSUM.
Havana: Juan is a good host. He always asks his guest, “Are you HAVANA Good Time?”
Haywire: As Pedro was leaving the house his esposa JUlie shouted, “HAYWIRE your out pick up some tequila.”
Egypt: I don’t trust the new cashier at the store. I think EGYPT me on my change.
Heels: After each bank robbery Pancho and his gang hide out in the HEELS.
Widen: Maria asked Carlos, “If you knew the roller coaster would make you sick WIDEN did you get on it?”
Helmet: Pedro always said, “When my mother-in-law died HELMET it’s match.”
High Chair: When Carmella finished her burrito and was still hungry I said, “That’s okay HIGH CHAIR the rest of mine with you.”
Honor: Julie is mad at Juan because he left a hickey HONOR neck.
Horizon: Sofia is upset with maria because she’s had HORIZON on her boyfriend all night.
Hose: I picked up a hot girl at the bar last night. Turns out that HOSE a freak when she drinks too much.
Climate: Trump says, “I’m gonna build a wall so high illegals won’t be able to CLIMATE.”
Lonesome: Against his better judgement Jose agreed to LONESOME money to his amigo Diego.
Realize: maria wears color contacts to make her eyes blue but her REALIZE are brown.
Sediment: When Maria suspected she had bad breath after dinner I SENDIMENT would help.
Pharmacy: Pedro wanted to purchase a farm whose pictures he saw on the Internet but when he went in person, he said, “This doesn’t look like the same PHARMACY online.”
Inhale: When I quit my job my wife screamed “What INHALE were you thinking?”
Inspector Gadget: Hector is going to open a vibrator repair service and call it “INSPECTOR GADGET.”
Fungus: As Juan and his friend Gustavo were driving home from the amusement park, Gustavo asked, “What do you think? Did you enjou yourself?” Juan said,”It was FUNGUS.”
Jester: Julia was pleased when she met her blind date. He was JESTER type of guy.

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Juan: Maria JUAN first place in the best chili contest.
Cruise: At the burrito making factory the second CRUISE more productive than the first crew.
Disband: Juan was a judge at a talent show and thought to himself, “DISBAND is terrible.”
Cockatoo: Julie is an escort so she has seen a COCKATOO in her day.
Custom: The coach was furious with the poor effort from his players and CUSTOM out at halftime.
Litterbox: Julie’s madre didn’t like it but decided to LITTERBOX as an amateur fighter.
Keys: Mi esposa thinks I’m ugly. She takes me everywhere with her just so she doesn’t have to KEYS me goodbye.
Orphan: The bedroom was very hot and Maria couldn’t decide if she should turn on the A/C ORPHAN.
Torment: After being guided through the museum Pedro said to his guide, “Thanks, that TORMENT a lot to me.”
Kiwi: Oh! Oh! I can’t find the KIWI need to open our shed.
Laser: When my elderly madre goes to bed at night she LASER teeth on her dresser in a cup.
Sustain: Young Pedro sometimes stutters and today told his madre, “Ma ma I fell and got a grass SUSTAIN on my new pants.”
Leech: Antonio got a fine for walking his chihuahua in the park without having it on a LEECH.
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Lincoln: Jose needs a plumber. His kitchen sink is LINCOLN all over the place.
Lunar: Carlos is 19 years old and still in 11th grade. He’s a slow LUNAR.
Maiden: A lot of items sold near the border are MAIDEN Mexico.
Mai Tai: Pedro asked his esposa, “I’m getting dressed for work and I can’t find MAI TAI. Have you seen it?”
Bottom: Carlos told his madre, “I’m know my grades are poor BOTTOM doing the best I can.”
Spirit: Jose tried to catch a fish like his ancestors did and SPIRIT.