Did you know that Americans consume a whopping 4.5 billion tacos every year? That’s enough to stretch all the way to the moon and back! With so many tacos being devoured, it’s no surprise that taco humor has become a staple in our daily lives, especially on Taco Tuesday.
In this blog, we’re bringing you a deliciously hilarious collection of taco jokes, puns, and one-liners that are perfect for sharing with friends at your next Taco Bell outing, or simply to add some laughter to your everyday conversations. So grab your favorite hot sauce and a side of chips, because these taco jokes will have you laughing so hard you’ll be salsa-ing your way to the nearest taco joint!
Best Taco Jokes
What does Pacman put on his Tacos?
Guacawaccawaccamole.
What’s the difference between a Taco and your wife?
A Taco lets you eat it before it disagrees with you!
What does the day of the election and Taco Tuesday have in common?
So much shit is going down.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ghostbusters.
(Ghostbusters who?)
Taco.
A man offered his friend some sheep stomach tacos.
He said “No, thanks. That sounds offal.”
Yo mama so fat, everyday is Taco Tuesday.
Last night I made fish tacos.
They looked at them and just swam away.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He was the taco the town.
What did the Corndog say to the Taco?
“Your meat’s showing!”
What’s the opposite of a sausage fest?
Fiesta de Taco.
What do bears eat at Taco Bell?
Bearritos!
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What do you call a girl from the South who likes tacos?
A taco belle.
A man died after a taco-eating contest. Do you know how many tacos he ate?
Not enough.
What happens when you eat 25 tacos and pass out?
You’ll wake up in Tacoma.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Taco!
(Taco who?)
I don’t want to taco about it.
Why are Tacos depressed?
Because they’re always falling apart.
What does a chicken taco say?
“Guawk guawk!!”
What did the veggie burger say to the taco?
“Yo soy burger.”
Why should you never tell a taco a secret?
It could spill the beans.
What kind of cheese does the band Disturbed prefer on their tacos?
Oa-xa-xa-ca.
What is a taco’s favorite dance?
The salsa!
What is Chipotle most known for?
A. Steak Bowls
B. Delicious Tacos
C. Chips
D. Burritos
E. Coli
“I hate tacos!”
Said no Juan ever.
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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?
Por flavor.
What do you call an ocean full of tacos?
Flotilla.
One day, Damien’s friend told him that his girlfriend wanted to eat tacos, so they flew to Mexico.
The other day, Damien asked his girlfriend, “Hey babe what do you wanna eat?”
She replied, “Nothing.”
So Damien flies her to Africa.
What did the tortilla say to the depressed cow?
“Wanna taco ‘bout it?”
What do ducks like on their tacos?
Quackamole.
What did the Buddhist order at the taco stand?
One with everything.
Wife: What shall we have for dinner?
Husband: Lettuce taco ‘bout it.’
What does a taco call its aunt?
Tort-Tia.
What is a taco’s favorite music genre?
Guac and Roll.
Mexican word of the day: wheelchair
There is only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
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What did the Mexican get on his SATs?
Taco crumbs.
A man stands in front of a Taco truck and reads the menu.
It reads:
Taco $2
Burrito $6
Handjob $10
He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful woman at the register.
“Are you the one who gives the handjobs?” He says, handing her ten dollars.
“Yes, I am,” she answers seductively.
“Well wash your hands, I want 5 tacos.”
What’s it called when Tupac makes a taco?
Gangsta wrap.
How does a taco say grace?
“Lettuce pray.”
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Taco.
(Taco who?)
Could you taco little louder? I can’t hear you.
What does the Mexican clock say?
“Tick-Taco.”
What’s louder than tacos?
Yellows.
What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.
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Why is Taco such a great detective?
Because it always know how to “taco-ver” the truth!
What do you call a taco with fangs?
Chalupa-cabra!
Once upon a time in a small town, there was a father named Juan who absolutely loved tacos. In fact, he loved them so much that he made it a family tradition to have Taco Tuesday every week. One fateful Tuesday, Juan decided to prepare a brand new taco recipe he had discovered, filled with exotic ingredients and mouthwatering flavors.
He spent hours in the kitchen, chopping, sautéing, and seasoning until he had created the most tantalizing tacos anyone had ever seen. With a beaming smile, he presented his culinary masterpiece to his children at the dinner table, eagerly awaiting their approval.
However, his children were having none of it. So he had to throw them out.
Then he ate their tacos.
What is a taco’s favorite TV series?
Better Call Salsa.
What is the first rule of the Mexican fight club?
“You don’t taco about it.”
What do you get when you cross a taco with a platypus?
Taco Bill.
What do tacos and the sea have in common?
Both have shells.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Taco.
(Taco who?)
Taco to you later.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
What usually follows “Taco Tuesday?”
Wipe-it Wednesday.
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What do you call a talkative taco?
A “chatty patty” with a side of guac!
What do tacos and uncles have in common?
The bad ones can really hurt your a$$hole.
What’s the most famous Mexican strip club called?
The Puffy Taco.
Do you have another funny Taco joke? Post your jokes about Taco in the comment section below.
