Get ready to geek out and indulge in mathematical humor because Pi Day is almost here! Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th every year because the date resembles the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, which is approximately 3.141. Pi, represented by the symbol π, is a mathematical constant that represents the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. While it may seem dry, Pi Day jokes can be quite punny and enjoyable.
Whether you’re a math enthusiast or just enjoy a good pun, Pi Day is the perfect occasion to celebrate all things pi and share some hilarious Pi Day jokes. In this blog post, we’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest Pi Day jokes to make you laugh and teach you a thing or two about math! So sit back, grab a slice of pie, and get ready for some clever wordplay and mathematical humor.
Happy Pi Day Jokes
Why are people celebrating Pi Day?
It’s irrational.
Why do people need to stop with the Pi Day jokes?
We’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already.
What do you call a circle wearing an eyepatch?
A π-rate.
The farmer’s son came home from college, and he asked, “Well, son, what did you learn?” The son replies, “π r²”.
The disappointed father retorts, “No, no son, pie are round. Cornbread are square.”
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to eat pi.
What language should you speak on Pi Day?
Sine language!
What do you call a group of irrational people who fly planes?
π-lots.
How much did buccaneers get paid?
$3.14/hr. It’s the pi rate.
A math professor, Dave, has a problem with his sink, so he calls a plumber.
The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, “How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck.” But he pays it anyway.
The plumber tells him, “Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade; they don’t like educated people.”
The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples, and he doesn’t have to work nearly as hard. But the company makes an announcement that all of their plumbers must get a 7th-grade education. So they all go to night school.
On the first day of night school, they all attend math class. The teacher wants to gauge the class, so he asks Dave, “What is the formula for the area of a circle?”
Dave walks up to the board and is about to write the formula when he realizes he has forgotten it. So he begins to attempt to derive the formula, filling the board with complicated mathematics. He ends up figuring out it is negative pi times radius squared. He thinks the minus doesn’t belong, so he starts over, but again he comes up with the same equation.
After staring at the board for a minute, he looks out at the other plumbers and sees that they are all whispering, “Switch the limits on the integral!”
Do you know the guy who knows every single digit of pi?
He just doesn’t have them in the right order.
When asked by the doctor what his pain level was, the old mathematician answered,
“It’s π doc. You know: a little low, irrational, and never ending.”
Gas should cost π/gallon.
Since the price is irrational.
What did the mathematician order at the Spanish restaurant?
A π-ella.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Pi.
(Pi who?)
Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist on Pi Day?
Because it needed a filling.
Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?
They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!
Do you know that Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day, i.e., March 14, 1879?
Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
How do you develop a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Do you know that Netflix has devised the perfect way to stop the distribution of pirated movies?
They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14. Pi-rated.
There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting its own corner of the town. One of these shops was named “The Circle”.
The Circle wanted to gain an edge over the other shops; they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.
What is the volume of a pizza with thickness a and radius z?
pi * z * z * a.
Do you know that Chuck Norris can recite the entirety of pi?
Backwards.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
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Yo mama so fat, she’s like the negative cosine of X.
They both go down after pi.
Do you know that eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony?
However, eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero.
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A π thon.
What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?
It never ends.
A man dies and goes to Hell.
Satan greets him and says, “Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is…”
Chris says, “Wait, you guys have Wi-Fi?”
Satan replies, “Of course we do.”
“That’s certainly not bad at all,” says Chris.
Satan continues, “So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the number pi.”
Why do some people not like Pi jokes?
It goes on and one, forever.
What’s a nerd’s favorite dessert?
Raspberry pi.
How do you find the circumference of a sheep?
Use shepherds pi.
What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?
Pi-curious.
What do you call an octopus that is missing 4 and 6/7 legs?
An octo-pi.
How is the number π like the Bible?
Both are believed to contain all the wisdom mankind will ever have. Most people think that one of them has a proven value. While the other is irrational.
An opinion without π is…
Just an onion.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked, “What is pi?”
The mathematician says, “Pi is the ratio of a circumference to its diameter.”
The physicist says, “Pi is 3.1415.”
The engineer says, “It’s about 3.”
What do you call just over three rodents on a boat?
Pi-rats.
What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?
Pi-Lingual.
Why is a priest’s favorite number 3.14?
Because they are very pi-ous.
What is the official tree of Pi Day?
A Pi-ne tree.
What’s wrong with “pi R square”?
Pie are round and cake are square.
How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?
Using octoPi.
What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?
Diabetes. You get Diabetes.
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A geometry professor goes into a tattoo shop and asks to get π on his back.
After a few hours, he asks the tattoo artist, “Why is it taking so long to do the symbol for pi?” “Oh!” said the artist, surprised. “You wanted the symbol.”
What is a mathematician’s favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
Why did Pi get its driver’s license revoked?
Because it didn’t know when to stop.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite fruit?
A pi-neapple.
Remember that time Mike Tyson tweeted “Pi is exactly 3”?
Replies were just a circle jerk of math debaters.
Why was the math book sad on Pi Day?
Because it had too many problems.
Pi and the exponential function got married, but it didn’t last.
Their last big fight went down like.
Exponential Function: Pi, I can never figure you out!
Pi: Me? The more you seem to change, the more you just stay the same!
What’s the best temperature to cook a π?
180°.
Why is π only 3 in the Arctic?
Because everything shrinks in the cold.
What do you get when you divide 355 Jack-o’lanterns by 113 Jack-o’lanterns?
Pumpkin Pi.
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What did Pi say when asked if they could explain what Pi Day was again?
I don’t want to repeat myself.”
Why should you never talk to pi?
Because it will go on forever.
How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?
You burn them on their funeral πres.
I got 10/10 in my maths exam; however, my friend who copied some of my answers only got (3.14), probably because he…
π-rated.
Do you have a Pi Day joke? Post your own Pi Day puns in the comment section below!
Why did the mathematician get cold feet on Pi Day?
Because he was scared pi might go on forever!