40 Funny Ramadan Jokes to Savour Mouth-watering Iftar

Ramadan Jokes and Puns
Ramadan Jokes

Ramadan is a time for spiritual reflection, self-discipline, and compassion. However, it’s also a time for humor and laughter. Ramadan jokes are a popular way for Muslims to lighten the mood and bring joy to those around them during this holy month. From humorous observations about the struggles of fasting to silly puns and jokes, there are many ways to inject some humor into Ramadan. In this blog post, we will explore some of the funniest and most popular Ramadan jokes, as well as discuss the benefits of humor during this special time.

Of course, it’s important to remember to be respectful and mindful of the significance of the month. With the right balance of humor and sensitivity, Ramadan jokes can be a great way to add some levity to a sometimes challenging time. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh with us as we celebrate the lighter side of Ramadan.

Best Ramadan Jokes

Happy Ramadan to all our Muslim brothers and sisters!
This month, lunch is on us.

Why isn’t Iftar called “break” “fast”???!!!!

Why should you never race a Muslim during Ramadan?
They fast during Ramadan!

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Ameen who?)
Ameen, Iftar is ready!

Did you know that people who celebrate Ramadan can still have Mcdonald’s?
Really – that’s because it’s fastfood.

Do you know why college kids love Ramadan?
Now they have a religious reason to be broke and starving.

Putting the slim in Muslim.

What is Ramadan for single guys?
The only month they might ever have a date.

What do you call the end of Ramadan?

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Hajj who?)
Hajj you been, my friend? It’s been a while since we saw each other during Ramadan.

What do the Muslims play during Ramadan?
The Hunger Games.

How do you call a cow in Ramadan?
A Mooslim.

What is the best kind of weed?

One morning, two Americans were wandering through the Arabian desert when they came across a mosque.
They hadn’t had food or drink in days and hoped that the people at the mosque would help them.
“Well, Joe, we’ll tell these people we’re Muslims, and maybe they’ll offer us some food and drink. You’ll play Hassan, and I’ll play Muhammed,” Roger explained.
“No way, dude. Even if they don’t give us anything to drink, I’m not going to say that “Joe responded.
They go up and knock on the door, a Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, “Yes, how may I help you?”.
“Hello, I’m Muhammed and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink”, asked Roger.
“Why, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammed, it is Ramadan and we won’t be breaking our fast until sundown.”

What does Muslim sonic say when Ramadan begins?
“Gotta go fast!”

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What do you call a fasting camel?

How do you know it’s Ramadan?
When your stomach starts whispering to you 5 minutes before iftar.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a family that sounds like a marching band at suhoor?

What’s the best part of Ramadan?
When the whole family gets together for iftar and tries to outdo each other with their cooking skills.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Iftar who?)
Iftar you’ve fasted all day, it’s time to enjoy a meal with family and friends!

At which time of the year are you a morning person, a night owl, and a fasting machine all in one?
During Ramadan.

Did you hear about the Muslim superpower during Ramadan?
They are able to smell iftar cooking from a mile away!

Why did the Muslim cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Ramadan.

Why was there a traffic jam in front of the mosque?
Because everyone was texting their prayers!

Why is Saudi Arabia the first to get Ramzan?
They bought the founders edition.

Why are there no Muslim Eskimos?
Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death.

A brother who was fasting all day, and almost lost his life and sanity because of starvation called his favorite radio station for a request.
The host asked, “What would you like to listen to?”
The person replied, “Maghrib Ahzan.”

What did the new Muslims say during Ramadan?
That’s ‘sa-lat’ of prayers.

Do you know that Ramadan is the month of giving?
Rewards for charity are multiplied, so it pays to be ‘jannah-erous’!

What do you call a Muslim who loves to shop?

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How do Muslims work out during Ramadan?
Racing to the dinner table for iftar!

What is a Muslim’s favorite kind of marathon during Ramadan?
The one that involves going from dish to dish at iftar!

Did you know that a Muslim’s spirit animal during Ramadan is a camel?
Storing energy during the day and thriving at night!

What is a Muslim’s favorite iftar magic trick?
Making all the food disappear in 5 minutes!

Once upon a time in a small village, there were two best friends named Ahmed and Mustafa. They were inseparable and always looked out for each other. As Ramadan approached, the two friends decided to take on the challenge of fasting together for the first time. They were excited and nervous, and they promised to support each other throughout the month.
On the first day of Ramadan, the boys eagerly woke up for suhoor, preparing themselves for the day ahead. As the sun rose, they were confident in their ability to fast. However, as the hours passed by, they both started to feel the pangs of hunger and thirst. Mustafa, who was known for his mischievous nature, thought of a plan to make fasting a little easier.
“Ahmed,” he whispered, “I have an idea! Let’s take a small break from fasting and eat a little something to regain our energy. No one will know!”
Ahmed was hesitant but eventually agreed. The two boys snuck into Mustafa’s kitchen and quietly ate a few dates and took sips of water, careful not to be caught.
The next day, Mustafa came up with another idea. “Ahmed, let’s paint our tongues blue! That way, people will think we’re still fasting and won’t suspect anything.”
The boys painted their tongues blue and went about their day, feeling triumphant. However, as they walked through the village, the townspeople started to notice their blue tongues and began to gossip.
“Have you seen Ahmed and Mustafa? Their tongues are blue!” one villager whispered.
“Yes, I heard they’ve been secretly eating during the day and thought they could hide it with their blue tongues!” another added.
As the whispers spread, Ahmed and Mustafa realized that their plan had backfired. They were embarrassed and decided to come clean to their families and the village elders. After admitting their mistake, they promised to fast sincerely for the rest of the month.
From that day on, Ahmed and Mustafa learned the value of honesty and the importance of truly committing to the spirit of Ramadan. And as for their blue tongues? Well, they served as a reminder that sometimes, the best intentions can lead to colorful consequences.

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How does a Muslim close the door?
I-slams it.

Why did the computer break its fast during Ramadan?
Because it had a “fast” processor!

Do you have a funny Ramadan joke? Post your own Ramadan puns in the comment section below!

What do you think?

Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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    1. Since it’s Ramadan:

      Wtf = Wallah too funny
      Af = Astagfirullah
      Wth = Wallah to haram
      Tbh = Try being halal
      Lit = Let’s Iftar together
      Btw = Broke the Wudhu
      Stfu = Seheri then fajr understand?
      Lmao = Letting my addiction off