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With its iconic Crunchwrap Supremes, Cheesy Gordita Crunches, and Baja Blasts, it’s no surprise that Taco Bell has become a staple in fast-food culture and late-night cravings. In this blog, we’re bringing you a fiesta of Taco Bell humor, packed with hilarious jokes, puns, and one-liners that will have you laughing so hard you might even order a second Chalupa!

These Taco Bell jokes are perfect for sharing with fellow fast-food fanatics, adding a pinch of laughter to your conversations, or simply indulging in some cheesy fun. So, grab your favorite hot sauce and get ready to think outside the bun with our collection of Taco Bell jokes!

Best Taco Bell Jokes

What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell?
About 25 seconds in the microwave.


Do you know that DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell?
Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.


Little Johnny’s friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”
Little Johnny said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”


Did you hear about the man who tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once?
They kindly asked him to get off the counter.


Isn’t Taco Bell just like a 7-Eleven?
You go there for food and get gas.


Why doesn’t Taco Bell have a play area?
It’s hard to have a good time when you’re trying not to shit your pants.


Did you know Tinker Bell got a fat older brother?
His name is Taco Bell.


What happens if you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen?
It tastes exactly like poverty.


Why doesn’t Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.


If “lysis” in biology means the process of breaking down or disintegration,
“Analysis” is what happens after Taco Bell.


One night, a man got a strange note in his bag at the Taco Bell drive-through.
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said, “Help there are two armed men inside.”
He drove off laughing, thinking, “Well, yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm.”


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Have you heard Taco Bell is renaming its restrooms?
They’re now called “The Fast” and “The Furious”.


What did the IT support guy do yesterday after eating Taco Bell?
He troubleshat.


What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?
A beanerschnitzel.


What did the EMT say to the choking guy at Taco Bell?
Live más.


What do you call a teacher who had too much Taco Bell?
A tooter.


What’s Taco Bell’s secret sauce recipe?
No idea, they keep it under wraps.


What did Wilford Brimley get whenever he ate Taco Bell?
Diarrhetus.


Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?
Because he’s a Wrap God.


Anakin Skywalker walks into a Taco Bell and is shocked to find his master Yoda behind the counter.
He asks what the Jedi master is doing there, to which he replies, “Pay well, Jedi council does not. Work two jobs, I must.” Fair enough, thinks Anakin. He orders his food, and reaches into his pocket to pay, when Yoda asks, “A beverage, would you like with that?”
“Ok,” says Anakin, “what do you recommend?”
“Good, the Baja Blast is. Buy one you should,” answers the Jedi master. Not willing to trust the tastes of someone who ate nothing but foraged vegetables for centuries, Anakin asks if he can taste the drink first before he decides.
At that, Yoda grunts, shaking his head in disapproval, “Dew, or Dew not,” he huffs, “There is no try.”


Why do some people say, “Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican”?
It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That’s about as Mexican as it gets.


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What is a restaurant for robots called?
Dell taco.


Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell.
One looks at the other and says “Hey, I didn’t know we owned a telephone company.”


Why shouldn’t you accept friend requests from Taco Bell?
They are nacho friends.


Why do dads tell so many jokes at Taco Bell?
Because the food there gives everyone a bad queso the puns.


Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Taco Bell!


What are the after effects of eating Taco Bell called?
Nacho ordinary salsa.


What did a volcano say after eating Taco Bell?
“I think I had a pyroclastic flow in my pants…”


What’s a blind person’s favorite fast food joint?
Taco Braille.


Where can you still get gas for $1.39?
Taco Bell.


My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
Well, actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.


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What does Taco Bell only have in Ireland?
Tac O’Tuesday.


What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats at Taco Bell?
Gaseous Clay.


What do you call the toilet at Taco Bell?
Jet Propulsion Laboratory.


Why do ghosts avoid Bed Bath and Beyond after eating Taco Bell?
They don’t want to get the sheets!


Did you hear about the wedding song written while eating a cheesy beef burrito?
It’s called Taco Bell’s canon.


What do a dying donkey and a man eating Taco Bell have in common?
They’re both going to let out a dire heehaw.


Things at Taco Bell never change.
But que sera sarito.


Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.


Did you hear that Taco Bell challenged KFC to a fight?
But they were chicken.


What’s common between Hitler and Taco Bell
Both are responsible for gassing lots of people.


Have you ever used Taco Bell hot sauce as an@l lube?
That shit’s fire.


Do you have another funny Taco Bell joke? Post your jokes about Taco Bell in the comment section below.

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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