UFOs, or Unidentified Flying Objects, have been zipping through our skies and our imaginations since… well, since we could look up and say, “Hey, what’s that?” These mysterious objects have sparked curiosity, conspiracy theories, and countless hours of sky gazing. Whether they’re alien taxis from distant galaxies or just our neighbors from Mars popping over for a cosmic cup of sugar, UFOs keep us guessing. They’re like the celestial celebrities of the night sky, always dodging the paparazzi (a.k.a. astronomers) and leaving us wondering about life beyond Earth. UFOs are the ultimate riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, and they’ve been the subject of serious debate, scientific research, and, of course, the punchline of many hilarious UFO Jokes.
Now, UFO Jokes are out of this world – literally. They take the mystery of these flying saucers and turn them into a laughter launchpad. Imagine joking about an alien knocking at your door, not to invade Earth, but just to ask for directions to the nearest intergalactic gas station. UFO Jokes playfully probe into the unknown, making light of our extraterrestrial curiosities. They’re the kind of jokes that not only tickle your funny bone but also transport your sense of humor to another galaxy. Whether you’re a UFO skeptic or a believer, these jokes prove that laughter is universal. So, let’s buckle up and take a humorous ride through the galaxy of UFO Jokes, where the only thing that abducts you is a fit of giggles!
Best UFO Jokes
Did you hear about the neighbor’s teenage daughter who is really into UFOs and aliens?
Which is cool because tomorrow she’s getting abducted.
Humans: F*ck off, Aliens!
Aliens: UFO!
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, UFOs refused to enter the Earth’s atmosphere.
Why do people offering UFO conspiracy theories don’t understand basic science?
If they did, they’d be offering UFO conspiracy hypotheses.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
UFO.
(UFO who?)
Just how many UFOs do you know?
Did you hear about the husband’s first UFO experience this morning?
He walked into the kitchen and said to the missus, “Morning fat ass.” Next thing there were flying saucers coming at him from everywhere!
A strange disk appeared in the sky. It would hover over groups of women and whistle. Whenever a man would approach it would fly away and hover over another group of women and whistle. The headline in a feminist paper read: Object Defying Women.
What do you call it when the Air Force tries to convince UFO witnesses they saw a natural phenomenon?
Swampgaslighting.
Yo mama is so fat when a UFO tried to beam her up, they asked for back up.
If you identify a UFO as a UFO.
Then it becomes an FO.
Unless it lands, and then it’s just an O.
Where do UFO deniers sleep?
Debunk bed.
What did the ufo denier say when shown undeniable video proof of alien spaceships and was even told that one of those spaceships houses the leader of the universe?
“Which craft?”
Mike the truck driver is on the highway at night when the radio station he’s listening to sends a special report about UFOs and aliens being spotted only a bit in front of him, “They’re about 4 feet tall with arms reaching the ground. Please be very polite if you meet them to give a proper representation of the human species.”
A few minutes later Mike sees colorful flashing lights next to the street. He stops, gets out of his truck, and searches the area. Suddenly an alien is standing next to a bush, about 4 feet tall with arms reaching the ground. He says ” Excuse me, I’m Mike the truck driver, 45 years old and I’m a human from Earth. The creature responds, “Hi Mike, I’m Officer Adams and I’m taking a sh*t, so leave me the f**k alone!!”
Why are UFO pictures always blurry?
Because if they were clear, they would be IFO.
A man was out on a walk on a brisk night when he looked up to the stars and saw a flying saucer.
He couldn’t believe his eyes. A real flying saucer! He wasn’t sure if he should be afraid or excited so he found himself asking, “Are you a friend… or are UFO?”
Yo mama so fat when a UFO tried to suck her inside their spaceship the spaceship bashed into the ground instead.
What do you call a UFO that has been discovered?
AnIdentified Flying Object.
What’s the difference between UFOs and honest politicians?
It is possible that UFOs exist.
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Why do UFOs love fields so much?
Guess they must be testing out their tractor beam!
UFOs have been in the news a lot lately but no one seems to care.
Frankly, it must be over most people’s heads.
A blonde works at a gas station, fueling cars. A spaceship with the word ‘UFO’ printed on the side lands next to the blonde one day. The spaceship took off when the blonde enthusiastically filled it with fuel.
The blonde’s supervisor appears, surprised, and inquires as to why she filled it up.
“Do you know what ‘UFO’ stands for?” He asks.
“Of course.” She replies, “Unleaded Fuel Only.”
What do you call a plane full of Mexicans?
A UFO.
Where did the alien take the cowboy to go dancing?
To the UFO down.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Starbucks was an alien currency.
What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet?
Unidentified frying objects.
What do you call a wizard who flies around in a UFO?
A flying sorcerer.
The pope was hailed by friendly aliens when a UFO landed in the Vatican.
In the words of the Pope, “What an honor to have the first sign of foreign life in the Universe pays a visit to my humble abode. Now, let me tell you about our heavenly savior and king, Jesus Christ, who saved us all, and currently, we await his return to us.
The Alien Leader says, “Jesus Christ you say? Long hair, beard, always in white clothes, and is in his mid-thirties? Sure we know this guy.. great guy! Whenever he visits us he cures our sick, turns some water into wine (great laugh!), show us his walking-on-water-trick, and then we throw a great party and serve him pancakes. He pops up every 2 years or so. Anyway, what did you guys do?”
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What do you call a female pilot?
A UFO.
Person 1: Hey! I see a UFO up there in the sky take a picture now!
Person 2: Wait, I have to get the worst camera I have.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind it’s over your head.
Isn’t it funny they call them “unidentified flying objects”?
Anyone could identify them right away. those are ufos.
What do you call a UFO that has landed?
UO.
A family began hearing loud talks from beneath the ground in their property one day. They reasoned that the plumber who had done some work there the day before might have left a radio down there.
They sat and listened to the conversation before realizing it was largely about climate change and UFOs.
They contacted the plumber about his missing radio.
“Radio? I didn’t bring a radio. Oh, I see the problem. I installed a skeptic tank instead of a septic tank.”
Did you hear about the University For Oceans (UFO)?
Heard that education is out of the world.
What nipple did the UFO crash land on?
Areola 51.
Is it cheaper to have a colonoscopy done by a doctor in his office or an alien in a UFO?
Aliens offer it for free for research purposes.
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What do you call the superwoman wearing a mask?
UFO.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What do you call an alien spaceship that leaks water?
A crying saucer.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet?
A UF-hoe.
A UFO abducted and dissected farmer Bob’s prized rooster!
He told the town to check it out, but everyone refused to look when he cried, “Come look at my mutilated cock!”
Have a funny UFO joke? Post your own UFO puns in the comment section below!
Just been chatting to my neighbour’s teenage daughter.
It turns out she’s really into aliens and UFOs.
Which is cool because tomorrow she’s getting abducted.