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90 Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes for Kids And Adults

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Jessica Amlee

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Welcome to this world of puns, where we’ll be diving into Yo Mama jokes, specifically focusing on the hilariously exaggerated and playful ‘Yo Mama so dumb’ category. These jokes have been a staple of playground banter and friendly roasts for decades, eliciting laughter and groan in equal measure. They typically revolve around over-the-top scenarios that paint a picture of sheer absurdity, poking fun at the supposed lack of intelligence or common sense in one’s mother.

These jokes, which are also utilized in the ‘Your so dumb jokes’ version, should never be taken seriously or used to intentionally offend someone. They can be a lighthearted way to bond with friends and share a laugh. So, sit back and enjoy our curated list of classic ‘Yo Mama so dumb’ jokes, and remember to keep the humor in good spirits!

Best Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes 

  1. Yo mama so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
  2. Yo mama so dumb. she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
  3. Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a Covid test.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, on her job application where it says sign here, she put Cancer.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, she took a bow & arrow to Target.
  6. Yo mama so dumb she used a whole bottle of shampoo because the directions said, “lather- rinse-repeat.”
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.
  8. Yo mama so dumb she drove halfway across the country so she could watch “Spider-Man” far from home.
  9. Yo mama so dumb, people hide from her in the library.
  10. Yo mama so fat, ugly, dumb, and lonely, she cried when she found out the Kraft Singles webpage wasn’t a dating website.
  11. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Elon Musk was a brand of cologne.
  12. Yo mama so dumb, she saw the word “Sex” on her job application and applied, thinking it was a perk.
  13. Yo mama so dumb, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  14. Yo mama so dumb, when a thought pops up in her head, an echo does, too.
  15. Yo mama so dumb, her school had to invent more letters after f to give her a grade.

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  1. Yo mama so dumb, she saw a sign that said “Rest Area 10 miles” and thought, “Wow! That’s pretty big!”
  2. Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order.
  3. Yo mama is so dumb when someone gave her a penny for her thoughts, it got refunded.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, she called Spotify customer service to request a song.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, she thought a lawsuit was what lawyers wear to court.
  6. Yo mama so dumb, she can’t memorize the lyrics to ‘Around the world’ by Daft Punk.
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead tryna make up her mind.
  8. Yo mama is so dumb, she looked into the pudding for proof.
  9. Yo mama so dumb, she bought youtube premium.
  10. Yo mama so dumb, she went to turkey for thanks giving.

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  1. Yo mama so dumb, her favorite color is lunch time.
  2. Yo mama so dumb, when the sign said “only under 18” she brought 16 of her friends.
  3. Yo mama so dumb, she took a loan out for day light savings.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, animals use her for testing.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, she couldn’t get her keys out of an open roof car.
  6. Yo mama so dumb, her tutor has a tutor.
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Def Jam was jelly marketed to the hard of hearing.
  8. Yo mama so dumb, she tried getting connect four in tic-tac-toe.
  9. Yo mama so dumb, she tried to walk a hotdog.
  10. Yo mama so dumb, she checks her youtube history for new videos.

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  1. Yo mama so dumb, she saw the ‘drive through’ sign at McDonald’s and drove through the building.
  2. Yo mama so dumb, she bought winrar.
  3. Yo mama so dumb, she tried to walk into the Stock Market.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, I told her drinks on the house, and she went and got a ladder.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, she thought asphalt was hemorrhoid. 
  6. Yo mama so dumb, she locked herself inside the house.
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she fell on a four wheeled tricycle.
  8. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Nickelback was a refund.
  9. Yo momma so dumb, when people asked her why it jingles when she walks, she said it’s because she invests in “penny socks.”
  10. Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a urine test.

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  1. Yo mama so dumb, she challenged her reflection to a staring contest.
  2. Yo mama is so dumb, when she died, she needed directions to heaven.
  3. Yo mama so dumb, she put laundry in the machine to get coins out.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, she cuts the Pizza in 4 slices because 8 slices would be too much.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, she can’t pass gas. She can only fail it.
  6. Yo mama so dumb, she caused a traffic jam because the stop sign never said go.
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she sold her apartment for rent money.
  8. Yo mama so dumb, she thought you got eggs from an eggplant.
  9. Yo mama so dumb, she thinks vaccines cause aut*sm.
  10. Yo mama so dumb, she blows on hot Cheetos before eating them.

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  1. Yo mama so dumb, she spilled a box of cornflakes and tried to put all the pieces together to make a red rooster.
  2. Yo mama so dumb, she played Super Mario World and died in the Top Secret Area.
  3. Yo mama so dumb, she doesn’t know how to Delete a file, so she copy paste it into Recycle Bin.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the clubhouse with a hammer.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, she woke up at the crack of dawn screaming, “The sky is falling down!”
  6. Yo mama so dumb, when she gets roasted she looks for the BBQ.
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a survey.
  8. Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was a cannabis strain.
  9. Yo mama so dumb, she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.
  10. Yo mama so dumb, when she plays crosswords she crosses the words with X.

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  1. Yo mama so dumb, the only job she can get is as a mannequin.
  2. Yo mama so dumb, she thought there were wheels on a mobile phone.
  3. Yo mama so dumb, when her teacher asked her to do an essay she fcuked a Mexican.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, she thinks she can’t sit in one night stand.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, at her birthday party, she lit a match to see if she blew out all the candles.
  6. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!
  8. Yo mama so dumb, laws of physics can’t be applied on her.
  9. Yo mama so dumb, she failed a personality test.
  10. Yo mama so dumb, she tries to shut a revolving door.

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  1. Yo mama so dumb, she looks upward in case something goes over her head.
  2. Yo mama so dumb, when the walkie-talkie was breaking up she put glue on it
  3. Yo mama so dumb, she failed detention.
  4. Yo mama so dumb, when she was being born, she had to get directions out of the v*gina.
  5. Yo mama so dumb, she had to be tutored on cheating.
  6. Yo mama so dumb, her head looks bigger from the inside.
  7. Yo mama so dumb, she drew sticks to count to zero.
  8. Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked, “Is it mine?”
  9. Yo mama so dumb, she thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
  10. Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over the wireless network.
  11. Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
  12. Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Chris Rock has a brother named “The”.
  13. Yo mama so dumb, it took her 9 whole months to make a joke.
  14. Yo mama so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
  15. Yo mama so dumb, when people tell her to do the robot, she fcuks Bender.

If you thought the above yo mama so dumb jokes were funny, just wait until you read our collection of yo mama so stupid jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Do you have another funny yo mama so dumb joke? Post your own your so dumb jokes in the comment section below.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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