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80 Dirty Yo Mama Jokes For Devious Adult Minds

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Jessica Amlee

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The “Your Mom” joke is a type of joke that contains insults about someone’s mother. Although these jokes can be seen as sexist, people often overlook this aspect of them because the insults are exaggerated and not meant to be taken seriously or to offend anyone.

In other words, the jokes are so silly and over-the-top that they are not really about anyone’s mom. Therefore, people defend these jokes by arguing that they are not meant to be taken seriously and are just a form of humor that relies on absurdity and exaggeration. With the same argument, we present to you a list of dirty Yo Mama jokes. However, keep in mind that not everyone considers Yo Mama jokes humorous or suitable, and it is critical to respect other people’s boundaries and comfort levels.

Best Yo Mama Jokes That Are Dirty

  1. Yo mama so dirty, people write words on her with their fingers.
  2. Yo mama’s voice is so insufferable, she talks dirty on sex hotlines by mail.
  3. Yo mama so fat, when her underwear got dirty and she went to the laundromat, they told her that they don’t accept parachutes.
  4. Yo mama so dirty, the soap on a rope hung itself.
  5. Yo mama so nasty, she had phone sex and gave someone an ear infection.
  6. Yo mama so hairy, when she released her sex tape, she was arrested for animal p*rn.
  7. Yo mama such a ho, she thinks safe sex means locking the car doors.
  8. Yo mama so dirty, when she fell in sewers she came back cleaner.
  9. Yo mama is so fat, when I had sex with her and got inside, I had to leave a trail to find my way back out.
  10. Yo mama so ugly, Quagmire wouldn’t have sex with her.
  11. Yo mama so fat, that when she had sex, its called the Big Bang.
  12. Yo mama is so easy, when she filled out a form and noticed the Sex option, she wrote “Okay.”
  13. Yo mama so ugly, guys hang up on her during phone sex.
  14. Yo mama so dumb, she gave up sex in exchange for a year’s supply of condoms.
  15. Yo mama so old, only necrophiliacs would have sex with her.
  16. Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
  17. Yo mama so fat, she use an oil rig as a sex toy.
  18. Yo mama so ugly, people have sex with her blindfolded.
  19. Yo mama so fat, during sex, her partner rode her and fell off.
  20. Yo mama is proof that alligators had sex with hippos.
  21. Yo mama such a ho, sperm banks accept her spit as donations.
  22. Yo mama so ugly, I had sex with her and got arrested for committing b*stiality.
  23. Yo mama so dirty, your dad cleans her with a sandblaster.
  24. Yo mama so ugly, people have sex with her while looking her in the ass.
  25. Yo mama so fat, your father only made it out after sex by following your umbilical cord.

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  1. Yo mama so fat, when I had sex with her, I got inside of her through a doorway.
  2. What’s the difference between yo mama and a fish taco? The one I ate had protein.
  3. Yo mama so fat, men have to climb her during sex.
  4. Yo mama so dirty, her perfume is roach spray.
  5. Yo mama so shy, she had sex with her clothes on.
  6. Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
  7. Yo mama so dirty, they used to be called “jumpolines” till she went on one.
  8. Yo mama so ugly, people pay her not to have sex with them.
  9. Yo mama so fat, sex is foreplay.
  10. Yo mama so ugly, when she f*cked a blind man he asked for the lights to be turned off.

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  1. Yo mama so dirty, she sweats mud.
  2. Yo mama so nasty, she doesn’t wear panties to picnics so she can keep the flies away from the food.
  3. Yo mama so dirty, when she got sprayed with a hose, she disappeared.
  4. Yo mama so worthless, the only reason she was allowed to live when she was born was to give her grandpa someone to molest.
  5. Yo mama so nasty, everyone knows she’s on her period because she’s only wearing one sock.
  6. Yo mama so dirty, she farts soil.
  7. Yo mama so ugly, her bl*wjob counts as anal.
  8. Yo mama ass so big, God had to call Moses to spread those cheeks.
  9. Yo mama so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like she’s peeling Velcro.
  10. Yo mama so stinky, her body odor was used to gas the Jews.

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  1. Yo mama so dirty, she leaves a ring around the swimming pool.
  2. Yo mama so gay, Saudi Arabia hung her at birth.
  3. Yo mama so nasty, when the doctor asked her for a urine sample, a stool sample, and a blood sample, she gave him her underwear.
  4. Yo mama so dirty that you inherited the soil.
  5. Yo mama so nasty, she went to go take a bath and the water jumped outta the tub.
  6. Yo mama so dirty, her armpits smell like asspits.
  7. Yo Mama so fat, she used childbirth as a d*ldo.
  8. Yo mama so dirty, electric type moves don’t affect her.
  9. Yo mama is so racist, she’s got a separate entrance for BBCs.
  10. Yo mama so dirty, she did the Tide Pod challenge and vanished.

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  1. Yo mama breasts sag with such severity, the late great surreal artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.
  2. Yo mama so dirty, that after we had phone sex, she gave me hearing aids.
  3. Yo mama so fat, Al Qaeda thought her ass cheeks were the twin towers.
  4. Yo mama so dirty, her crabs have dirt bike races.
  5. Yo mama so thirsty, she f*cked Dr. Pepper.
  6. Yo mama so nasty, she pours ice down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
  7. Yo mama so flat chested, Osama used her as the after picture in his slideshow for the 9/11 attacks.
  8. Yo mama p#ssy so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
  9. Yo mama so ugly she can’t even arouse suspicion.
  10. Yo maama so poor, when she was pregnant with you. She couldn’t even afford a coat hanger.

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  1. Yo mama so fat, her butt cheeks have different area codes.
  2. Yo mama is like a library, open to the public.
  3. Yo mama is like mustard, she spreads easy.
  4. Yo mama so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
  5. Yo mama like a bus, fifty cents and she’s ready to ride.
  6. Yo mama suck so much d#ck, her lips went double platinum.
  7. Yo mama so slutty, I could’ve been your daddy but dude in front of me had exact change.
  8. Yo mama so slutty, every tattoo parlor in town gives a discount for her name.
  9. Yo mama so slutty, I asked her if she ever did 69 and she said it was more like 100.
  10. Yo mama so hairy, she has to brush a part in her ass to take a shit.

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  1. Yo mama’s like a bus, fifty cents and she’s ready to ride.
  2. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it.
  3. Yo mama’s like an ATM, open 24 hours.
  4. Yo Mama’s so nasty, her breath smells like donkey sex.
  5. Yo mama so fat and nasty, she took a bath once and created the Dead Sea.

Do you have another dirty yo mama joke? Post your own puns in the comment section below.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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