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What do you call birds that stick together?
Vel-crows!
Vel-crows!
See lessWhat kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin.
A pen-guin.
See lessWhat is the Marines and Crayons joke?
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon? Crayonberry.
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what’s their favorite flavor of crayon?
See lessCrayonberry.
Why did the french fry cross the road?
They were the other side.
They were the other side.
See lessWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
"Shall we go for a dip?"
“Shall we go for a dip?”
See lessWhat do you call fake potatoes?
Imitaters.
Imitaters.
See lessWhat do you call a potato who reads the news?
A commen-tater!
A commen-tater!
See lessWhat do you call a reluctant potato?
A hesitater.
A hesitater.
See lessWhat do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile.
A snowmobile.
See lessWhat did the ocean say to the iceberg?
You crack me up!
You crack me up!
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