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What does a h*rny ghost love to get?
Booooty.
Booooty.
See lessWhat do you call a h*rny skeleton?
A bone-r.
A bone-r.
See lessWhy didn't the skeleton go to prom?
Because he had 'no body' to dance with.
Because he had ‘no body’ to dance with.
See lessWhy didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had nobody to go with.
Because he had nobody to go with.
See lessDo ghosts have teeth?
Only for biting boo-berries!
Only for biting boo-berries!
See lessHow do you know a skeleton is sick?
He's coffin.
He’s coffin.
See lessWhat do skeletons eat?
Spare Ribs.
Spare Ribs.
See lessHow much does a skeleton weigh?
A ton.
A ton.
See lessWhat was British comedian Barry Cryer's last joke?
A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a bloke sitting alone in a bus shelter on the other side of the road "That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there," says the woman. "Go and ask him if he is." The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the ArchbRead more
A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a bloke sitting alone in a bus shelter on the other side of the road
See less“That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there,” says the woman.
“Go and ask him if he is.”
The husband crosses the road and asks the man if he is indeed the Archbishop of Canterbury.
“F*ck off,” says the man.
The husband crosses back to his wife who asks, “What did he say? Is he the Archbishop of Canterbury?”
“He told me to f*ck off,” says the husband.
“Oh no,” replies the wife, “now we’ll never know.”
Why did the CD go to school?
It wanted to improve its 'disk'-ography!
It wanted to improve its ‘disk’-ography!
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